Can't wait for the new search at the airport...

[Whoozyerdaddy]

First, some idiot tried to light his shoes on a plane... now we all have to take off our shoes to go though security.

Then some idiots tried to make a bomb out of gatorade bottles. Now we have to turn in our water bottles.

Now... :Q
Get ready for the next search?

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat.

The man, identified by law enforcement officials as Fadhel al-Maliki, 35, set off an alarm during passenger screening at the airport early on Tuesday morning.

A police bomb squad was called to examine what was deemed a suspicious item found during a body cavity search of the man. Local media reports said a magnet was found in his rectum.

"He was secreting these items in a body cavity and that was a great concern because there were also some electric wires associated with that body cavity," Larry Fetters, security director for the Transportation Security Administration at the airport, told reporters.

Free prostate exam with every flight!

 

[SoulAssassin]

I'm eating Taco Bell before I fly from now on and if they want to go down there they can be my guest.

 

[Jeff7]

Bork! Full cavity search on this guy! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth!

 

[sierrita]

T.P. for my........

 

[GuitarDaddy]

WTF? Wires and a magnet? The guy had a grade school science project up his arse!:shocked: