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Josh

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"Everybody stop. I didn't go to the Lakers game because they're playing the fucking Bobcats. And I came here today, because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question. Basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me, I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number - like wife #1 and therapist #7. Good day."

Was watching some episodes on demand...great fucking show. Ari Gold is the man.
 
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TruePaige

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Stop talking about Dexter. That's what you step in when you're on your way to watch Entrouage, THEY DO NOT COMPARE! =p

Entourage really is a golden show. I <3 Ari. My favorite character.
 
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conehead433

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Yep, they left us hanging with that Medelin (sp?) movie fiasco. The show is totally hilarious.
 
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TruePaige

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Originally posted by: darkxshade
Ari is the fuckin man. His quotes are awesome, got more?
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Like in the first episode where he gets cut off on the street and he yells at that guy..

"THEY TEACH YOU TO DRIVE LIKE THAT IN TIANANMEN SQUARE BITCH?!"

Or just his banter with Loyd is priceless.
 
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Originally posted by: conehead433
Yep, they left us hanging with that Medelin (sp?) movie fiasco. The show is totally hilarious.
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I think its Medellin.
 
SpunkyJones

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Originally posted by: darkxshade
Ari is the fuckin man. His quotes are awesome, got more?
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"Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker! "


"Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, I'm game. "


 
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Josh

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Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Ari is the fuckin man. His quotes are awesome, got more?
Click to expand...

"Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker! "


"Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, I'm game. "
Click to expand...

"People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grant for anyone that can deliver this to me, today."

(Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur) Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving. Ari: Now you know what mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for daddy.

(Ari's trying to sneak out the door) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari? Ari: I-i have a meeting... Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion?? Ari: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.

Ari: I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A Fucking Call Back!

You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don?t steal other people?s motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I?m going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers. When I?m done with you you?ll be repping sideshow freaks. You need jojo the dog faced bitch boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight penstealing fuckface.

(Sarah's Birthday party) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going?
Ari: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant. Where the fuck do you think I?m going?

Lloyd (through the intercom): It?s Lloyd, looking for Mr. Gold?s car.
Ernesto: Sorry Lloyd, it?s a company car. Mr. McQuewick said I can?t give it to him.
Ari (furious): Can?t give it to me? Ernesto! How many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade! Half of Mexico is eating on my chip that I?ve given you. Now bring my motherfucking car now! Por Favor!


And one of my favorites...

Mrs. Ari: What?s in the bag?
Ari: A kilo of blow. What?s with all the fucking questions?

In case you want more...http://arigoldquotes.com
 
anxi80

anxi80

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Originally posted by: Josh
"But now, to turn around and gang up on me, I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number - like wife #1 and therapist #7. Good day."
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mrs. ari: "you're only like our third therapist."

ive missed the show and cant wait for its return.
 
ThePresence

ThePresence

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Nov 19, 2001
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Best show on TV. No doubt.
I may smile now and then, but there are no other shows that literally have me laughing out loud.
 
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Viper GTS

Lifer
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Does it get better after the first couple episodes? I tried to watch it but gave up partway through the first disc.

Viper GTS
 
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darkxshade

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Originally posted by: Josh
Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Ari is the fuckin man. His quotes are awesome, got more?
Click to expand...

"Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker! "


"Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, I'm game. "
Click to expand...

"People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grant for anyone that can deliver this to me, today."

(Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur) Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving. Ari: Now you know what mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for daddy.

(Ari's trying to sneak out the door) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari? Ari: I-i have a meeting... Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion?? Ari: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.

Ari: I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A Fucking Call Back!

You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don?t steal other people?s motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I?m going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers. When I?m done with you you?ll be repping sideshow freaks. You need jojo the dog faced bitch boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight penstealing fuckface.

(Sarah's Birthday party) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going?
Ari: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant. Where the fuck do you think I?m going?

Lloyd (through the intercom): It?s Lloyd, looking for Mr. Gold?s car.
Ernesto: Sorry Lloyd, it?s a company car. Mr. McQuewick said I can?t give it to him.
Ari (furious): Can?t give it to me? Ernesto! How many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade! Half of Mexico is eating on my chip that I?ve given you. Now bring my motherfucking car now! Por Favor!


And one of my favorites...

Mrs. Ari: What?s in the bag?
Ari: A kilo of blow. What?s with all the fucking questions?

In case you want more...http://arigoldquotes.com
Click to expand...

Pure gold... thanks :laugh:

 
wheresmybacon

wheresmybacon

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This is on HBO right? What's the easiest way to catch up on all the seasons? Are there DVD's?

I haven't had HBO up until recently, and my friends will not stop talking about how awesome Entourage is.

Admittedly, I don't watch a lot of TV, but reading the dialogue here, this show looks worth checking out.
 
anxi80

anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
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it is on hbo. and all the seasons except season 4 (which comes out the 26th) are on dvd. season 3 is split up volume 1 and 2 due to having a split season and also showing 20 episodes in the season. netflix should have them, but if you enjoy the show or cant wait and just want to buy them target will have all the seasons on sale for $18.99/ea starting this sunday.
 
Maleficus

Maleficus

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Last season was weak as hell, show started meh, got awesome, and has been on the downward slide since, here's to hoping next season changes that.
 
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