can't understand why i'm so nervous

[rasczak]

i just finished getting two servers configured to NSA standard. I've had multiple issues the (security templates for my Group policies are so restrictive) with them and finally was able to get through all of the issues. they are currently being inspected as I type so i'm nervous about this. I hope they are gentle as this is my first time.

 

[Agentbolt]

Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

you scare me.

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle?

Probably not random girls you meet on Craigslist.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

What about now? Are you watching one right now?

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

Was the other Guy willing?

 

[Agentbolt]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

What about now? Are you watching one right now?

On my cell phone. It's the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. Go, dirty girl, go!

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

What about now? Are you watching one right now?

On my cell phone. It's the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. Go, dirty girl, go!

forward, but only if it's gentle.

 

[Agentbolt]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

Was the other Guy willing?

You fail at making sense, reading comprehension, and not capitalizing random words for no reason. I'm sure there's something you're good at though, don't worry you'll find it!

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

Sounds like something a closet fairy would say...

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt

Originally posted by: tenshodo13

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Gentle? Who wants gentle? When I get laid for the first time, I hope it's rough and wild, like in the pornography videos I watch every second of every day.

Was the other Guy willing?

You fail at making sense, reading comprehension, and not capitalizing random words for no reason. I'm sure there's something you're good at though, don't worry you'll find it!

LOL tenshodo13 got owned by agentbolt.

 

[Corbett]

Originally posted by: rasczak
i just finished getting two servers configured to NSA standard. I've had multiple issues the (security templates for my Group policies are so restrictive) with them and finally was able to get through all of the issues. they are currently being inspected as I type so i'm nervous about this. I hope they are gentle as this is my first time.

1 - Comparing configuring a server to getting laid for the first time is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.

2 - Please dont try to infer that you have actually HAD sex before if you are going to even reference sex and a server in the same sentence.

 

[IronWing]

Two servers at the same time :shocked: 😱 :shocked: