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Can't find a hand bidet
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KidViciou$
Diamond Member
well that's the thing, it has SOME pressure, but not like a pressurized water hose. accipiter, it has some pressure so it takes care of just abotu everything, but i would still use toilet paper to make sure i'm clean back there.
i need to thank howard stern for making me comfortable enough to ask this in public. i was a little uptight about asking about this, but now i feel more comfortable asking it
spidey, i don't know what youre referencing
HombrePequeno
Diamond Member
They never really explained how to use those things did they?
KidViciou$
Diamond Member
^^seconded
when i was in india, i was skepticle of them, but boy do they work well!
when i was in india, i was skepticle of them, but boy do they work well!
I've traveled plenty.
I'm not shooting a stream of water up my bum and calling it "clean" That's what showers are for, most of the modern world has adopted this idea.
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that whole modern plumbing thing and all.
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ever notice that users of a bidet smell like crap? Literally.
KidViciou$
Diamond Member
you don't tilt that much where your ass is parallel to the wall, your taint is the lowest point so thats teh furthest water will drip, and you could just rinse that off and dry it with toilet paper.
spidey, your not shooting it up your ass, it isn't a colon cleansing
Damn! You must make a complete mess of yourself after a number two if you have to take a shower afterwards! And most of the modern world does this? Gee, I must be the odd one out if I just use paper and flush it away without taking a shower. I never would've imagined?!?!
Based on your reply, you haven't got a clue either. And traveling from one county in Kentucky to the neighboring county is hardly what I would call "traveled plenty."
Most of the middle-upper class modern world have bidets sitting next to the toilet. Just because bidets are not widely found in America, at least not in the doublewides that you are likely to visit, doesn't mean they are not very common in other "modern" countries. And by the way, you don't use a bidet to wipe your a$$ after taking a dump! That's not their intended purpose. Do a google and educate yourself on exactly what a bidet is used for.
DivideBYZero
Lifer
Use of free standing bidet:
1. When you are finished defecating, wipe your anal opening one time in the usual manner, throwing the toilet tissue in the toilet. This prevents excessive feces from being washed off into the bidet.
2. Turn the hot water on in the bidet and open the spray valve until the water is spraying about six to eight inches high. When the water feels hot to the hand, adjust the cold water valve until the spray is comfortable, being careful not to let the spray column exceed over a foot in height.
3. Straddle the bidet, sitting on the rim and align the anal opening with the column of spray water. Gradually open the spray valve until adequate pressure is achieved to flush the remaining feces from the anus.
4. Go back to the toilet and check with toilet tissue to make sure that the anus is clean.
1. When you are finished defecating, wipe your anal opening one time in the usual manner, throwing the toilet tissue in the toilet. This prevents excessive feces from being washed off into the bidet.
2. Turn the hot water on in the bidet and open the spray valve until the water is spraying about six to eight inches high. When the water feels hot to the hand, adjust the cold water valve until the spray is comfortable, being careful not to let the spray column exceed over a foot in height.
3. Straddle the bidet, sitting on the rim and align the anal opening with the column of spray water. Gradually open the spray valve until adequate pressure is achieved to flush the remaining feces from the anus.
4. Go back to the toilet and check with toilet tissue to make sure that the anus is clean.
GuitarDaddy
Lifer
You boys leave them thangs alone! There for old women and hookers🙂
Radical Ans
Member
Where I'm from it was called a grundle. That made reading beowulf in 12th grade very interesting.....🙂
KidViciou$
Diamond Member
taint is much funnier sounding 😛
KidViciou$
Diamond Member
still not as good as a bidet
Rumpltzer
Diamond Member
I've traveled a lot. I've seen them. I've stuck with the TP for my bunghole.
In Thailand, Taiwan, and Indonesia they've always looked EXACTLY like the kitchen sink sprayer... just attached to a knobbed spigot coming out of the wall, and then there's an attachment to hold the sprayer onto the wall.
In Japan they were always built into the toilet... and there were pressure and temperature controllers. My wife was messing with it while she wasn't sitting down. It threw water across the bathroom and hit somewhere above the bathroom door.
If I ever find the shells, I might try them out.
In Thailand, Taiwan, and Indonesia they've always looked EXACTLY like the kitchen sink sprayer... just attached to a knobbed spigot coming out of the wall, and then there's an attachment to hold the sprayer onto the wall.
In Japan they were always built into the toilet... and there were pressure and temperature controllers. My wife was messing with it while she wasn't sitting down. It threw water across the bathroom and hit somewhere above the bathroom door.
If I ever find the shells, I might try them out.
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