Can't control that urge until you get home?

[Pretender]

You're not alone.

 

[dennilfloss]

Bankers & wankers, eh? If they go to the pub later, does that make them tankers? If they get drunk and kiss everyone, will they get cankers? Was there a spy or snitch amongst their rankers?

These Are The Times (Dru Hill)

 

[KingHam]

Sorry Dennil but, a lot of those jokes are stankers.

KingHam

 

[WombatWoman]

Sex-mad bank employees, eh? This may explain the statement that I found on my Certificate of Deposit:
"Significant penalties for early withdrawal."

 

[dennilfloss]

That's why I left that word open, for crittercism.

Forgotten Worlds (Delerium)

 

[Pretender]

LOL ww.

 

[XL]

Nothin like cranking off a few rounds at work to get ya through the day.

 

[perry]

Heh. A guy sent in a request to get his quota on the network server raised to out helpdesk. Resident novell expert at the office took the request and wondered why the guy needed more than 200MB. Looked around the guy's directory and found it filled with porn. Deleted it all and closed the ticket. We're too nice sometimes I suppose.

 

[Bobsteroo]

Addiction is a wonderful thing

 

[thebestMAX]

I thought you were going to talk about Cell Phones.