Canadians would make the perfect terrorists

[IronWing]

We already foiled their terror pipeline plot. Or did we?

"If you strike me down, Oil shale become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

 

[Iron Woode]

Both of which suck.

KT

say it ain't so.

peameal bacon is awesome!

 

[Iron Woode]

a video on becoming Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfGzQq7fZc

:awe:

 

[zinfamous]

The best thing about a Canadian terrorist is that he/she would bomb a school bus, then publicly apologize for it.

 

[zinfamous]

Heathen! It's even better on pizza along with pepperoni, black olive and pineapple! :biggrin:

I hate ham and pineapple on pizza. It is the worst....well, next to hamburger.

 

[IronWing]

I hate ham and pineapple on pizza. It is the worst....well, next to hamburger.

I think you're the kind of guy I could sit down and eat pizza with. Pizza is for pizza stuff; none of this freaky crap.

Buffalo wings on pizza, the kind of thing that gets people cannonized in Best Korea.

 

[ISAslot]

All 329 perished

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

 

[Newbian]

It's called back bacon people. Or also peameal bacon.

Canadians never call it Canadian bacon.

Don't take canada's contribution to the world away from them. :'(

 

[zinfamous]

Don't take canada's contribution to the world away from them. :'(

Canadians gave the world Robbie Robertson, which I feel is superior to canadian ham. :thumbsup:

...one might then argue that all of that goodwill was later lost when Beiber was unleashed, but I don't think that is really Canada's fault.


(That being said, both had to escape to the US to become relevant. :\)

 

[DigDog]

I personally find several Canadian female celebrities quite attractive.

Justin Bieber ?

 

[BoomerD]

They might pass the first visual inspection, but as soon as they open their mouths...and "aboot" or "Eh" sneaks out...they're hosed...and if they have to take a spelling test, that funny "u" they stick in words...such as color or honor will get them.

 

[KeithTalent]

say it ain't so.

peameal bacon is awesome!

It's a lie. It does not taste like bacon, it's just ham with some crap stuck to the outside of it.

KT

 

[3chordcharlie]

I personally find several Canadian female celebrities quite attractive.

Justin Bieber ?

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

SFW. Ish.

 

[DigDog]

man those lesbians are hot. why god why.

 

[Eug]

It's a lie. It does not taste like bacon, it's just ham with some crap stuck to the outside of it.

What do you have against ham? Ham is awesome too. And so is regular bacon. And so are pork chops.

 

[desura]

On a serious note, look up the Hindawi affair.

The short of it: Palestinian impregnates an Irishwoman. He wants an abortion but she wants to keep the baby. He tells her to fly with him to the Mid East. He gives her luggage WITH A BOMB IN IT.

So in short: white female, nice looking harmless person, was carrying a bomb in the airport. Unwittingly, but still.

 

[Red Squirrel]

a video on becoming Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfGzQq7fZc

:awe:

Haha I thought that was great when I first saw it.

Another classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XdLheUC7kA

 

[Iron Woode]

What do you have against ham? Ham is awesome too. And so is regular bacon. And so are pork chops.

Dad! they all come from the same animal!

 

[Ichinisan]

With their beady little eyes, it would come as no surprise. /southpark

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's the French Canadians you have to watch out for the most, tabarnak de callise. Tien ma bierre watch ca!