Canadians would make the perfect terrorists

[brainhulk]

They look just like us

 

[Newbian]

They look just like us

You can tell they are canadians as their moose pants and beaver shirts and addiction to maple syrup makes then stand out.


But don't worry as they are so friendly we let them run for president.

 

[sandorski]

You can tell they are canadians as their moose pants and beaver shirts and addiction to maple syrup makes then stand out.


But don't worry as they are so friendly we let them run for president.

I can call the city and have the Maple Line turned off anytime I want!

 

[DigDog]

if by terrorism you mean sneaking into people's homes and cooking them a sweet plate of pancakes with maple syrup and then leaving; then yeah.

 

[DrDoug]

if by terrorism you mean sneaking into people's homes and cooking them a sweet plate of pancakes with maple syrup and then leaving; then yeah.

You forgot about the delicious bacon they leave with the pancakes and waffles. Truly horrifying... :sneaky: Canadians would make terrible terrorists, they're too nice.

Now them Quebecois... you gotta keep an eye on them buggers.

 

[Newbian]

You forgot about the delicious bacon they leave with the pancakes and waffles. Truly horrifying... :sneaky: Canadians would make terrible terrorists, they're too nice.

Now them Quebecois... you gotta keep an eye on them buggers.

To be fair canadian bacon is a crime against humanity.

 

[DrDoug]

To be fair canadian bacon is a crime against humanity.

Heathen! It's even better on pizza along with pepperoni, black olive and pineapple! :biggrin:

 

[Newbian]

Heathen! It's even better on pizza along with pepperoni, black olive and pineapple! :biggrin:

I was with you until you said that.

The pitch fork is getting sharpened as we speak.

 

[Linflas]

It has been a running joke with my wife that she is a "stealth foreigner".

 

[3chordcharlie]

I think with our detached, flappy upper heads and distinctive accent, we are pretty easy to spot.

Maybe a simple screening, like: "Repeat after me: There's no doubt about it, hockey is a ridiculous sport".

That should expose us, either coming or going.

 

[skimple]

 

[cbrunny]

FFS this is a stupid thread.

 

[cbrunny]

You can literally say the exact same thing about Americans. Americans look like Americans. So they'd make great terrorists.

Stupid.

 

[Eug]

It's called back bacon people. Or also peameal bacon.

Canadians never call it Canadian bacon.

 

[LPCTech]

Canadian bacon has only one use.

Egg McMuffin

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I personally find several Canadian female celebrities quite attractive.

 

[Eug]

Canadian bacon has only one use.

Egg McMuffin

I'm not sure that ham even counts.

 

[KeithTalent]

It's called back bacon people. Or also peameal bacon.

Both of which suck.

KT

 

[Eug]

Peameal is totally awesome.

Yummy!

(Peameal is now effectively a misnomer too though, since they don't use peameal anymore. It's cornmeal.)

 

[lxskllr]

FFS this is a stupid thread.

I know, right? It presupposes Canadians aren't terrorists. Preposterous.

 

[KeithTalent]

Peameal is totally awesome.

Yummy!

(Peameal is now effectively a misnomer too though, since they don't use peameal anymore. It's cornmeal.)

Ontario propaganda.

KT

 

[sdifox]

Don't worry, our Manchurian Candidate Ted Cruz will soon rule USA :awe:

 

[Eug]

Foolish North of Torontonians can't spell "Manchurian".

 

[sdifox]

Foolish North of Torontonians can't spell "Manchurian".

Typo

 

[Sonikku]

This is making me want to watch Canadian Bacon again.