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CANADIANS TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM.

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Brutuskend

Lifer
THE CANADIANS ARE FINALLY GOING TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM.
THEY HAVE PLEDGED 2 OF THEIR BIGGEST BATTLE SHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS AND 6 FIGHTER JETS.


AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE HERE'S WHAT WE ENDED UP WITH


2 MOUNTIES,
1 CANOE AND
A FLYING SQUIRREL.
 
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
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Ouch. Dude, it's a joke. Chill out....everyone puts the joke on the US all of the time.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
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Take the dick out of your ass, it's joke. If it makes you feel any better post your own anti-American joke.
 
Canada's got 1/10th the (legal) population, but our currency's worth 4/5 of the American's.

Good thing the Canadian population isn't the size of the American one 🙂
 
Originally posted by: MDE
Take the dick out of your ass, it's joke. If it makes you feel any better post your own anti-American joke.
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Ranting makes me feel much better than posting another old, rehashed, anti-American joke would. I'm also sick of people who believe that Canada hasn't and isn't participating in the "War On Terror" (TM).

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Fixed.
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Unless you're at cock-height in front of me and willing to take a shot in the mouth for your country, shut your fvcking ball washer.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Dear Brutuskend,

In case you've had your head up your ass for the past few years, Canada has troops in Iraq already. Infantry and artillery. Not in nearly the volume of the USA, but it's not "our war to fight" as your Commander-In-Chief so eloquently puts it. We're fighting a war that we really don't need to be, putting our lives on the line. Just because you have a bigger-dick nationality complex and masturbate to Ol' Glory doesn't mean that our lives count for anything less if they're lost fighting "America's War on Terror."

But in case you've got other questions, let me direct you to two people, who I will call "Sgt. Matt" and "Sgt. Andrew". Sgt. Matt's fiancee worries herself sick every time she hears of another attack on a medical mission over there, because she's worried that her wedding day will never come. And M4H wants Sgt. Andrew to come back and shoot some pool like we used to back in the day before all this sh!t hit the fan.

And finally, feel free to tell your joke to the Murphy family of Conception Harbour, Newfoundland. They'll get a real chuckle out of the fact that their son died fighting a war that the majority of the world didn't think he was in.

In conclusion, go fvck yourself.

Love, a patriotic Canadian,

- M4H
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Did you skip your enema tonight?

 
This joke was around before Iraq, obviously brutuskend is not implying that canada has not deployed any troops. And as long as Canada remains located right above the US, it's going to get some jibs from americans. You can rant all you want but it wont change anything.
 
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