Canadian,eh?

Jokersmoker

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Canadian Eh

Three Canadians and three Americans are traveling by train to

A hockey game. At the station, the three Americans each buy

tickets

And watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?"

asks an American.



"Watch and you'll see," answers a Canadian.



They all board the train. The Americans take their respective

seats but all three Canadians cram into a bathroom and close

the door behind them.



Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes

Around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,

"Ticket, please."



The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a

ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Americans see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game, they decide to copy the Canadians on the return trip

and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).



When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the

return trip.



To their astonishment, the Canadians don't buy a ticket at

all.



"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one

perplexed American.



"Watch and you'll see," answers a Canadian.



When they board the train the three Americans cram into a

bathroom and the three Canadians cram into another bathroom nearby.



Once the train leaves the station, one of the Canadians

leaves and walks over to the bathroom where the Americans are hiding,

knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."



Jokersmoker
 

MichaelD

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Wow. This is honestly the very FIRST Canadian-making-fun-of-Americans joke I've ever read. It wasn't funny, but I give you lowbrow Canadians credit for trying. Next contestant, please. ;)
 

HOWITIS

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is this story trying to say canadians are gay? 3 guys, 1 bathroom...

who are the smart ones here :)
 

Nutdotnet

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haha, I chuckled a little bit at that one.

BUT

I don't really see how this makes fun of Americans, I mean you could put any nationality in the joke and it would be the same.