Ok, I got that and had a good laugh. Can't wait till we can start posting pics.
Until then:
http://content.ytmnd.com/conte...9f5deae5609352e7de.jpg
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depends on surgeon qualities, over or under the muscle and whether or not they are silicon or saline. usually over the muscle is pretty easy to see, under gets a bit more interesting since the pec muscle and natural breast tissue is present and the actual implant itself may be smaller thus looking much more natural.
No, no. I know her. They're real.Originally posted by: n yusef
I can always tell when breasts are fake by looking. Real breasts gradually grow out of the body. The edges of augmented breasts look like they're popping out. This is especially apparent when one lifts her arm or lies on her back.
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what to look for
Unnatural shape
Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension -- instead of flattening out -- whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.
Watch out for women wearing a constrictive bra to make them come together. The overall shape will still not look right. With such a bra, you won't be able to notice the outer circles contouring the breasts.
Bubbly look
On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up -- just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.
Overly firm
Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.
If they look like balloons that are about to burst, beware. Real boobs do grow with weight gain, but the skin has time to grow with the fat.
High up (if she's not wearing a bra)
Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she's got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.
If a woman is not wearing a bra and adorns C-sized orbs that stand up, then it's pretty easy to figure out. The hard ones to pick out are the B cups. They can look real but then you need to spot small abnormalities that a normal breast wouldn't do.
The gap between them leaves space enough for your entire head...
Too far apart
If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they're probably fake (think Tori Spelling). The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn't.
Asymmetrical nipples
True, you don't always see nipples through clothes, but if she's wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it's just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.
Stretch marks
This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks -- usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn't that great, you might spot the stretch marks.
However, if she's a yo-yo dieter, she may have gained and lost a bunch of weight, which would also cause stretch marks. Watch out for this.
Disproportional body
You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body. Although there is the rare woman who has a smoking body and unusually large natural breasts, more than a few women make the mistake of going too large. Fortunately, these women are easy to spot. If she's got a dancer's body and breasts like a porn star, that could be a good indication. If you have your doubts, check them out while she's moving. If they're fake, they won't follow her body movements. For example, if she waves to a friend and they stay put.
she's too confident
Confidence comes in two flavors:
The crude: She wants to flaunt her new assets. That can be anything from the way she dresses -- emphasizing her breasts with low-cut, revealing and braless attire, to talking about her breasts, if she's really bold.
The prude: If she got them done, but she doesn't want people to know. She'll be proud of her appearance, but she'll steer attention and conversation away from her breasts. In other words, she'll look great, but she won't dress or act like the hottest girl in the room.
watch out for the enemy of the detector
The padded bra
A padded bra does two things that fake boobs do: It enhances the size and it fights gravity.
In the cases of a padded bra, a trained eye can see how the breast fills it. If it is filled out and looks very firm, then there's a good chance that they're fake. That likeliness drops if the bra is too small and is overfilled. Then again, in that case, fake breasts will still keep a good shape whereas the real ones might overflow in the bra.
The stuffed bra
This the equivalent of a guy putting a sock in his pants. They do give a nice overall shape to the breast, but the guy will be disappointed with the real deal.
female body inspector
While it's fun to wonder about the different women you see, it's probably not a good idea to spend all of your time trying to stare at women's chests trying to figure out if hers are real or fake. Look at a couple of faces every now and then.
Ayway, in the end, does it really matter? Find a woman you like, give her your best line, and find out for yourself if they're real or fake. Or, hit up a strip club for practice.
Ripped from Ask Men, and quite accurate, I've played with a lot of both, and really don't have a preference, as long as I have visiting privileges
Unnatural shape
Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension -- instead of flattening out -- whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.
Watch out for women wearing a constrictive bra to make them come together. The overall shape will still not look right. With such a bra, you won't be able to notice the outer circles contouring the breasts.
Bubbly look
On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up -- just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.
Overly firm
Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.
If they look like balloons that are about to burst, beware. Real boobs do grow with weight gain, but the skin has time to grow with the fat.
High up (if she's not wearing a bra)
Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she's got two flotation devices strapped to her chin.
If a woman is not wearing a bra and adorns C-sized orbs that stand up, then it's pretty easy to figure out. The hard ones to pick out are the B cups. They can look real but then you need to spot small abnormalities that a normal breast wouldn't do.
The gap between them leaves space enough for your entire head...
Too far apart
If you can fit your fist between her breasts, they're probably fake (think Tori Spelling). The doctor should have scraped the pectoral tendons to give them a more natural emplacement, but didn't.
Asymmetrical nipples
True, you don't always see nipples through clothes, but if she's wearing a see-through top, a really tight shirt, or even if it's just a little cold out, take a glance at them. Nipples are seldom perfect, but a bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction.
Stretch marks
This usually stems from the surgery. Skin stretches as we grow, but stretched skin can also leaves marks -- usually little red lines. If she went too big or her doctor wasn't that great, you might spot the stretch marks.
However, if she's a yo-yo dieter, she may have gained and lost a bunch of weight, which would also cause stretch marks. Watch out for this.
Disproportional body
You can usually tell if her breasts are fake by comparing it to the rest of her body. Although there is the rare woman who has a smoking body and unusually large natural breasts, more than a few women make the mistake of going too large. Fortunately, these women are easy to spot. If she's got a dancer's body and breasts like a porn star, that could be a good indication. If you have your doubts, check them out while she's moving. If they're fake, they won't follow her body movements. For example, if she waves to a friend and they stay put.
she's too confident
Confidence comes in two flavors:
The crude: She wants to flaunt her new assets. That can be anything from the way she dresses -- emphasizing her breasts with low-cut, revealing and braless attire, to talking about her breasts, if she's really bold.
The prude: If she got them done, but she doesn't want people to know. She'll be proud of her appearance, but she'll steer attention and conversation away from her breasts. In other words, she'll look great, but she won't dress or act like the hottest girl in the room.
watch out for the enemy of the detector
The padded bra
A padded bra does two things that fake boobs do: It enhances the size and it fights gravity.
In the cases of a padded bra, a trained eye can see how the breast fills it. If it is filled out and looks very firm, then there's a good chance that they're fake. That likeliness drops if the bra is too small and is overfilled. Then again, in that case, fake breasts will still keep a good shape whereas the real ones might overflow in the bra.
The stuffed bra
This the equivalent of a guy putting a sock in his pants. They do give a nice overall shape to the breast, but the guy will be disappointed with the real deal.
female body inspector
While it's fun to wonder about the different women you see, it's probably not a good idea to spend all of your time trying to stare at women's chests trying to figure out if hers are real or fake. Look at a couple of faces every now and then.
Ayway, in the end, does it really matter? Find a woman you like, give her your best line, and find out for yourself if they're real or fake. Or, hit up a strip club for practice.
Ripped from Ask Men, and quite accurate, I've played with a lot of both, and really don't have a preference, as long as I have visiting privileges
Depends on how much of em I can see. Also depends on ridiculously large the model was that she bought.
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