Can you see the virgin Mary?

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SlitheryDee

I'm afraid not. I guess the whole cross-section has a vaguely female-silhouette look to it... Nope, those people are just idiots.
 

Crono

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No, I can't.
No, people don't even know what she looked like.
No, the Bible does not give her any significance in being higher than any other human being. She died and remains dead.
 

PlasmaBomb

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Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if i rub my weiner against the log will i get a holy splinter?

Why don't you try it and find out?

Don't forget to

Originally posted by: 11thHour
Say the Lord's prayer 3 times and 10 hail tree stumps and you'll be forgiven.
 

PlasmaBomb

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Originally posted by: Crono
No, I can't.
No, people don't even know what she looked like.
No, the Bible does not give her any significance in being higher than any other human being. She died and remains dead.

BUT SHE WAS HOLY AND IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED!!!11!
 

SagaLore

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I like how the catholic church continues to call her the Virgin Mary. Jesus had siblings, so obviously she didn't remain a virgin.
 

Crono

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
I like how the catholic church continues to call her the Virgin Mary. Jesus had siblings, so obviously she didn't remain a virgin.

True. Jesus had at least 2 brothers (Jude and James) and sisters.


If you are willing to do the research, even just using Wikipedia, you can see that the whole Messianic Mother (what I call it) goes back to ancient Babylon and continues throughout history. Prophecies regarding some holy mother giving birth to the savior of the world, and people worshiping the mother as a goddess.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
yes i can see it. it has the basic outline of mary, but that's about it.

yep.

besides, if they can see jesus on toast, why the fuck not?
 

Stojakapimp

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
I like how the catholic church continues to call her the Virgin Mary. Jesus had siblings, so obviously she didn't remain a virgin.

The Catholics believe she did have other children after Jesus.

She did not, though. Jesus' brother's were half brother's from Joseph's side.
 

Crono

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Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
Originally posted by: SagaLore
I like how the catholic church continues to call her the Virgin Mary. Jesus had siblings, so obviously she didn't remain a virgin.

The Catholics believe she did have other children after Jesus.

She did not, though. Jesus' brother's were half brother's from Joseph's side.

There's no record of Joseph marrying anyone else or having kids with anyone else. As far as we know, he died sometime during Jesus' childhood.

Jesus' brothers and sisters were children of Mary and Joseph.
 

Squisher

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I saw the Virgin Mary among the tire tracks in my underwear.

Should I alert the shrine builders?
 

amdhunter

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That stump looks a lot like my penis. I wonder if I can get some of those ladies to worship it.
 

zinfamous

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No, but I see the Ace o spades. Does that mean I have gambling problem?


I also think I see a vag.