schneiderguy
Lifer
Run over every manlet you see.
Beware of female drivers.
Check your blinker fluid every two weeks.
Beware of female drivers.
Check your blinker fluid every two weeks.
Careful on this one. If you're going slow and jetting into an intersection right when it turns green, you increase your risk of getting hit by a red light runner.
This. Fucking manlets.Run over every manlet you see.

Keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel
be decisive... timid drivers are the worst. At least if you're decisive others can react accordingly.
Hey, thanks for merging into me the other day.
Unless this is more sarcasm-advice that's just too ultra-dry to detect: please don't listen to this.
When it comes to any kind of maneuver other than driving straight ahead, be sure of what you're doing and who's around you before you do it.
That brings up another important thing that 90% of people probably can't do...yet it is not hard: adjust your damn side mirrors properly.
I stay far the fuck away from people with stick-on 'blind spot mirrors.' ATTN: dipshits- your side mirrors ARE for your blind spots. Learn to adjust them. Also learn to use that thing...what the hell do you call it...oh yeah...your neck. It swivels. And tilts in all directions. It's like a high-end computer monitor stand.
For adjusting mirrors- find a fairly empty parking lot. Pull up alongside a parked car, and roll past it until its hood is in the approximate vicinity of your quarter panel. It's too close to see in your rear view (interior) mirror, it's a bit too far back to spot with your peripheral vision or even a slight head turn. Then adjust your side mirror until you can clearly see it. Repeat for the other side.
PSA: The side of your car will continue to be the side of your car. It does not need monitoring. Neither does the sky. It's not going anywhere.
PSA: The side of your car will continue to be the side of your car. It does not need monitoring.
Thanks for the tips guys.
I am just more scared that your average driver, because I am of a certain race that gets made fun of when it comes to driving.
He's a woman.
Says the dolt who almost killed himself, and his wife, on a motorcycle.
just use GPS and follow its instructions
unless you're driving in the country, it's pretty safe to trust where it tells you to go
Your mind is too set on routine. Drive unfamiliar roads more often. Maybe make it a weekly exercise to go somewhere new.