Can you go blind from too much meat?

amnesiac

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Oww.. I just finished an italian sausage sandwich from Busy Bee sandwich shop in San Pedro.. Damn, the sausage was about 2 feet long, they cut it in half, put it on a slab of bread with 4 slices of cheese and covered it in marinara sauce. I ate the whole damn thing. Now I'm full, sleepy, and I think my vision is going.

No dirty remarks about the sausage, either, you pervs.
 

Tominator

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Originally posted by: lirion
Yeah, sure why not? Depends on what activist group you listen to.

I can hear them now..."What would YOU say if they cut YOUR weiner in two pieces and served it on a bun?"

 

morkinva

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I think you go blind from beating, not eating, too much meat
(this was typed on a braille keyboard)
 

HappyPuppy

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There are only two types of men: Those who admit it and those who lie about it.

I don't have the faintest idea what that has to do with the topic, but it came to mind.
 

hardass

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well, if you think you eat too much meat just throw in some carrotts to cancel out the effect....lol
 

kru

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well morkinva "beat" me to the punch(line)... ;)

<dad> son, whacking off too much makes you blind
<son> dad...i'm over here....
 

halik

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Well you go blind from homemade vodka or slivovice (plum vodka). That cuz they have methyl alcohol opposed to ethyl alcohol. When you suck at distillation, youll go blind.

Just like that joke goes : Two guys are drinking and one of em says : "its getting darker, we should go home"
 

silverpig

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<<slivovice (plum vodka).>>

Actually, it's plum brandy.

<-- half slovak. I've had plenty of that stuff :)


Oh yeah, and cyanide will turn off your vision pretty quick too.
 

Moonbeam

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maybe you shouldn't beat, I mean eat meat in the sun. Maybe you're forgetting to close your eyes.