Can you do life in prison?

[invidia]

Let's say you got into San Quentin, based on your ethnicity, personality, and physique, how long do you think you'll last?

I'll probably be dead within a week, possibly from multiple shankings just for staring at someone "wrong".

 

[IceBergSLiM]

doing life.....well thats a kill or be killed scenario. I won't go out without a fight.

 

[Lamont Burns]

i'd die on day 1

 

[uclaLabrat]

I think I'd last a while.

 

[ggnl]

I think I'd get cornholed constantly.

 

[vi edit]

I'd end up either being beaten or somebodies bitch...or both....within 12 hours. Tops.

 

[jtvang125]

I'll learn as much martial arts as I can before going in. So if I go down, I'm going down fighting.

 

[Kirby]

I think I'd try to kill the judge at sentencing and hope the bailiff shoots and kills me.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

your best bet is to actually join a gang asap.

 

[SpunkyJones]

I'd try to adapt, but they would smell the fear on me, my guess is I'd survive about 36 hours.

 

[Queasy]

Hell no. I'm so restless that I'd end up shanking myself out of boredom.

 

[irishScott]

I know a moderate bit of Krav Maga and I'm in decent shape. I'd last.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You go in for life...and that's exactly what they take.

 

[BoomerD]

CAN I? Probably. (although if you are killed on day 1, you've still served "Life in Prison."

Would I want to? FUCK NO!

Come and get me copper! You ain't takin me alive!

I ain't goin back...you're gonna have to kill me!

<bang> plop.

 

[trmiv]

I'd like to think otherwise, but I'd probably be holdin someone's pocket by the end of day 1.

 

[Mr Pickles]

If I knew I had life in prison, no chance of bail, I'd kill myself. Its as simple as that.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
If I knew I had life in prison, no chance of bail, I'd kill myself. Its as simple as that.

ummm...(with very few exceptions) once you are sentenced to prison, there is no bail.

Bail is for after you're arrested and waiting for trial.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: ggnl
I think I'd get cornholed constantly.

Yup. Chances of getting killed are low, unless one is some badass more likely to Kill. We weaker individuals make good Bitches though.

 

[Red Dawn]

I'd never wipe so they'd steer clear of me but knowing my luck there's be some Bubba that digs that shit.

 

[XJustMeX21]

I'd walk in and go after the biggest guy in the room and hope he killed me quickly.

 

[buck]

I would be passed around like a cigarette. I am 6'1" 180lbs in decent shape, but I just don't think I would last long.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: XJustMeX21
I'd walk in and go after the biggest guy in the room and hope he killed me quickly.

Rather than "fix" your quote...

In actuality, he'd beat the snot out of you, anally rape you, and sell you to one of the gangs to pimp you out...and get a nice "piece of the action"...in more than one way. 😀

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I'd never wipe so they'd steer clear of me but knowing my luck there's be some Bubba that digs that shit.

Martin Lawrence had a good bit about that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfuKqgM8XM

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
If I knew I had life in prison, no chance of bail, I'd kill myself. Its as simple as that.

ummm...(with very few exceptions) once you are sentenced to prison, there is no bail.

Bail is for after you're arrested and waiting for trial.

Bleh, sorry. Typed too fast. I meant without a chance to appeal.

 

[Mo0o]

I'd die before I got off teh bus.

Assuming it wasn't a life sentence I'd rather serve my time in a supermax where it's just me myself and I in a room