Can you dance?

[johnjbruin]

Originally posted by: brigden
I think I can't, but according to my GF and her friends I apparently can dance. However, I hate dancing to top forty shit.

I actually like dancing to ambient trance. By myself. In my room. I've said too much...

LOL

edit: not laughing at you dancing - but that last sentence was funny.

 

[Bassyhead]

not really

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

That's if you want the type of girl who goes to clubs.. most are roughly as intelligent as a mildly retarded jellyfish. And I'm embarassingly bad to boot; it's easy to say it's easy when you're good, but I'm like Elaine in that one Seinfeld episode. So I can't & don't want to anyway 😛

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

That's if you want the type of girl who goes to clubs.. most are roughly as intelligent as a mildly retarded jellyfish. And I'm embarassingly bad to boot; it's easy to say it's easy when you're good, but I'm like Elaine in that one Seinfeld episode. So I can't & don't want to anyway 😛

oooh .. . sour grapes. 😛

Best advice came from a poster (above):

I actually like dancing to ambient trance. By myself. In my room

Practice makes perfect . . . not one (except me) was an awesome dancer right at the start. 😛

:roll:

 

[apac]

Where's the 'Only when I'm drunk' option?

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

Most of my friends stand around with the drink in their hand, wishing they could get a girl. When I try to get them on the floor they're all like "nah I don't do that".

Dancing is lots of fun.

Originally posted by: Gurck
That's if you want the type of girl who goes to clubs.. most are roughly as intelligent as a mildly retarded jellyfish.

As long as you know it's only MOST 🙂 I met my GF at the bar and she is one of the most intelligent people I've ever met.

 

[aux]

No.

 

[Gurck]

bah stop picking at my argument, can't you see I need this flimsy shield so I don't feel quite so bad about dancing like Herman Munster? 😛

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Gurck
bah stop picking at my argument, can't you see I need this flimsy shield so I don't feel quite so bad about dancing like Herman Munster? 😛

Just watch some P. Diddy videos, practice those in front of the mirror, then bust a move at the club 🙂

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Stefan

Originally posted by: Gurck
bah stop picking at my argument, can't you see I need this flimsy shield so I don't feel quite so bad about dancing like Herman Munster? 😛

Just watch some P. Diddy videos, practice those in front of the mirror, then bust a move at the club 🙂

Or you can just watch the Munsters and copy Herman's moves. :roll:

 

[jorken]

All about the liquid confidence! 🙂

 

[Feldenak]

If I'm dancing I'm going to be sick later. In order for me to dance, I require obscene quantities of booze. I'm tone stupid, have no rhythm, and my hand-eye coordination leaves something to be desired...no I can't dance. 🙂

 

[nickdakick]

Like an ENT on cocaine. :laugh:

 

[jjones]

I like dancing. The wife and I used to go 2 or 3 times a week; that was 3 years ago before our daughter was born though. Now we only usually dance at parties of family and friends about every other month and I'm getting a little rusty.

 

[FuZoR]

when im drunk.. maybe.

sober.. hell no 🙂

 

[jjones]

Wow, there's a lot of people here who don't dance. You really should; it's a lot of fun and it's great exercise, not to mention it's a great way to get to know women. The wife and I used to practically marathon dance; she loved it and I did too. We'd dance for hours and hours until we were just completely drained; sometimes, not often, I kind of miss those days before our daughter was born. But a couple of times we've taken her with us out dancing at one of the local resort night clubs. It's hilarious when she dances with us.

 

[BluBelle]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

Totally agree

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

Hmm... I stand in the corner with a drink in hand and I've never had a problem getting laid.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

Hmm... I stand in the corner with a drink in hand and I've never had a problem getting laid.

We're NOT talking about gay bars[/i] 😛

:roll:

 

[skychief]

1 beer = slow dance only
3 beers = fast dance with only upper half moving
5 beers = Fast dance with upper and lower halves moving
7 beers = Any dance from the seventies with a strong possibility of a cabbage patch sighting
9 beers = ROBOT

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: MichaelD
You guys have it right; it's about getting out there and doing what feels good. 🙂 Shake it, jump up and down, throw yourself on the floor and roll around if that's what pleases you. 😀

All those guys in the clubs that stand against the wall, drink in hand with the tough guy look on their faces don't get laid. Get out there and dance w/that pretty girl. She'll take you home. It's all in the hips...dancing and other things. 😎

Hmm... I stand in the corner with a drink in hand and I've never had a problem getting laid.

We're NOT talking about gay bars[/i] 😛

:roll:

Yes your right. I'm the gayest of the gay. If I thought for a second that you had been to a club in the last year or even outside your opinion might matter to me.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: skychief
1 beer = slow dance only
3 beers = fast dance with only upper half moving
5 beers = Fast dance with upper and lower halves moving
7 beers = Any dance from the seventies with a strong possibility of a cabbage patch sighting
9 beers = ROBOT

You forgot . . .

after 3 beers you are RUNing to the Bathroom and . . .

18 beers = COMATOSE
(4 most people)

😛

Alcohol really doesn't help . . . except in your own mind. :roll:

 

[Nebor]

I'm gay.

 

[mattg1981]

Originally posted by: Spamela
like godzilla stomping out a forest fire.

 

[Aharami]

the only dancing skills i have is grinding. i cant dance in any other form whatsoever