You are bidding to go on a date with Mr. Thomas Shoebridge.
The date will be an all expenses paid trip to the Honey Club in Brighton, then on to the chippy for a slap-up meal consisting of 4 hot wings for only 99p. (I cannot guarantee Shoey will pay for this as he is a cheap bastard with a 10yr old Winnie The Pooh ruler that he doesn't let anyone borrow so it stays in "good condition")
This is a unique opportunity to go out with this Gareth Gates / Chris from Pop Idol lookalike.
Optional Craig David beard at only £3 extra. Buyer chooses Shoey's beard for the occasion, please make preference clear when paying for item.
Transport to and from the date will be provided. You will travel in style in a CITROEN SAXO WESTCOAST.
Total munter? Bloke? Don't be shy about bidding! GO FOR IT! Shoey will love it.