Can we post some nice things about Democrats?

[BoberFett]

Some of them aren't rapists.

One held a door open for me once.

They smell nice when smoked all day with a little apple wood.

 

[dank69]

Some of them aren't rapists.

...

Maybe not, but they all have a rapist wit.

 

[soulcougher73]

Still thinking...

 

[Dulanic]

They aren't Republican

 

[CrackRabbit]

Some of them aren't rapists.

One held a door open for me once.

They smell nice when smoked all day with a little apple wood.

Only a day?
You must have found one that wasn't smothered in Patchouli.

 

[Phokus]

They aren't Republican

 

[BoberFett]

Uh oh, the No Humor Patrol found us!

 

[Texashiker]

Can we post some nice things about Democrats?

Welfare and food stamps for everyone.

If democrats had their way, grocery stores would be buffet bar for the poor.

With democrats you get free food, free welfare and never have to worry about paying anything into the system.

Some public housing projects get their own security guards.

 

[QuantumPion]

Most of them honestly want people to be better off. They just don't accept that their actions produce the opposite effect.

 

[thraashman]

They don't start wars based on lies.
Their policies help those who actually need it instead of just the rich.
They hold the American public's needs above the party's needs.
There is at least some shred of humanity left in them.
They're willing to compromise and won't fuck over the country to make the other guy look bad.
They don't torture people.
They respect that women are people and deserve equal rights.
They respect that homosexuals are people and deserve equal rights.
They respect that minorities are not automatically criminals.
They understand that illegal immigrants are still human beings.
They don't torture people (should be said twice).

I could keep going. And it's worth noting that I tried to mainly say things that are starkly opposite of Republican positions.

And at the very least if you look at the thread this is in mirror to, the Democrats in there weren't giant dicks unlike the Republicans in here.

Edit: spelling error.

 

[Texashiker]

They don't start wars based on lies.
Their policies help those who actually need it instead of just the rich.
They hold the American public's needs above the party's needs.
There is at least some shred of humanity left in them.
They're willing to compromise and won't fuck over the country to make the other guy look bad.
They don't torture people.
They respect that women are people and deserve equal rights.
They respect that homosexuals are people and deserve equal rights.
They respect that minorities are not automatically criminals.
They understand that illegal immigrants are still human beings.
They don't torture people (should be said twice).

I could keep going. And it's worth noting that I tried to mainly say things that are starkly opposite of Republican positions.

And at the very least if you look at the thread this is in mirror to, the Democrats in their weren't giant dicks unlike the Republicans in here.

I guess that is why bill clinton did,

Nothing about osama bin laden,
Signed nafta and gatt into law,

They don't torture people (should be said twice).

Yea, torture is a waste of time, just burn the poor kids alive (waco incident).

 

[thraashman]

I guess that is why bill clinton did,

Nothing about osama bin laden,
Signed nafta and gatt into law,

Um ... as soon as Clinton had legal justification to, he launched a cruise missile attack against Osama. You see, the US has laws and he couldn't legally just attack Bin Laden until he had legal justification to do so.

I'm not even sure why you're bringing up something like NAFTA considering it was extremely bipartisan with slightly more Republicans voting for it in both chambers than Democrats and with H.W. Bush ceremonially signing it and wanting to officially sign it before his departure. And I didn't even mention anything related to economics or trade, so using that in comparison to my post makes no sense. For that matter I didn't mention terrorism or national security either, so the Bin Laden reference has no place ... did you mean to quote another post?

 

[Texashiker]

You see, the US has laws and he couldn't legally just attack Bin Laden until he had legal justification to do so.

Then why can obama murder US citizens and nothing is done about it?

 

[Mursilis]

They don't start wars based on lies.
Their policies help those who actually need it instead of just the rich.
They hold the American public's needs above the party's needs.
There is at least some shred of humanity left in them.
They're willing to compromise and won't fuck over the country to make the other guy look bad.
They don't torture people.
They respect that women are people and deserve equal rights.
They respect that homosexuals are people and deserve equal rights.
They respect that minorities are not automatically criminals.
They understand that illegal immigrants are still human beings.
They don't torture people (should be said twice).

They really, really, really seem to like strawmen, too!!

 

[Texashiker]

Lets see, president bush captured people and detained them without a trial.

obama just sends in the drone to kill everyone. And by everyone I mean U.S. citizens and people not even old enough to vote.

I guess being blown up is better then being imprisoned.

 

[dank69]

They really, really, really seem to like strawmen, too!!

They know the definition of 'strawman' and how to apply it correctly.

 

[Dulanic]

Lets see, president bush captured people and detained them without a trial.

obama just sends in the drone to kill everyone. And by everyone I mean U.S. citizens and people not even old enough to vote.

I guess being blown up is better then being imprisoned.

Because no civilians were ever killed in a war bush started before Obama took office right?

 

[thraashman]

Lets see, president bush captured people and detained them without a trial.

obama just sends in the drone to kill everyone. And by everyone I mean U.S. citizens and people not even old enough to vote.

I guess being blown up is better then being imprisoned.

Now, here's an interesting one to bring up. First, there was legal justification for the strike against a single US citizen that was done one time. Second, most of us don't like the Obama admin classifying any military age male in a drone strike zone as an enemy combatant. We also dislike the alternative of sending in a force that gets just as many or more killed and also kills American soldiers. At the very least drone strikes are more efficient and more intelligent use of our nation's military. The only remaining option is to pull out completely, bring our forces home, and let terrorist organizations grow in strength and take over governments until they succeed in another 9/11 style and size attack ... and that's just fucking stupid.

 

[IGBT]

nothing good to say about parasites.

 

[EXman]

They hold the American public's needs above the party's needs for about half a second then they find more $ that is not theirs to spend to buy off a special interest group...

They're willing to fuck over the country to make the other guy look bad.

They don't torture people Gauntanimo is closed!

They respect that women are people and deserve equal rights. Except Unborn WOMEN KILL THEM ALL!

Edit: Jackassery.

Fixed

 

[OCGuy]

On average, they have less than one testicle.

They bombed the shit out of Japan to save thousands if not millions of lives.

 

[NoStateofMind]

They don't start wars based on lies./ Nope, they just continue them
Their policies help those who actually need it instead of just the rich./ Democrats like Obama never helped Wall street folk...
They hold the American public's needs above the party's needs./ Or more likely pander for votes but who am I kidding they both do this
There is at least some shred of humanity left in them./ Republicans are reptilians!
They're willing to compromise and won't fuck over the country to make the other guy look bad./ That's BS. Obama blamed Bush for his ad hock war on terror. But thats not blaming the other guy. Nope.
They don't torture people./ Nope, only continue them.
They respect that women are people and deserve equal rights./ LOL really? what kind of BS statement is this?
They respect that homosexuals are people and deserve equal rights./ The problem here is that progressives and conservatives think they get to decide who has the right to marriage. Marriage is of the heart and not some god damned piece of paper.
They respect that minorities are not automatically criminals./ Who says they are?
They understand that illegal immigrants are still human beings./ Yeah human but also here ILLEGALLY. So deport or jail dumbass. Picking and choosing which laws to enforce is a crock of shit. If we aren't a nation of laws then WTF are we?
They don't torture people (should be said twice)./ Nope, just continue it.

Bolding is mine. Half of your comments is BS strawman arguments. But what the hell. I was bored.

 

[Doppel]

Maybe not, but they all have a rapist wit.

And most of them would be rapists if they knew they wouldn't get caught. Heck, I'd go so far as to say all of them.

 

[Texashiker]

Now, here's an interesting one to bring up. First, there was legal justification for the strike against a single US citizen that was done one time. Second, most of us don't like the Obama admin classifying any military age male in a drone strike zone as an enemy combatant.

What gives the government the right to pick and choose which laws it wants to enforce, and which one it wants to ignore.

No person shall be devoid of life, liberty or property without due process of law. That is one of the corner stones this nation was founded on.

Anwar al-Awlaki and his 16 year old son were US citizens. Both were killed with no due process.

 

[dank69]

And most of them would be rapists if they knew they wouldn't get caught. Heck, I'd go so far as to say all of them.

Their rapist wit enables them to mastermind any type of crime and get away with it, yet they don't all do this. Thus, your theory fails. Checkmate.