Can u make ramen in the microwave???

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sniperruff

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Originally posted by: wchou
microwaves are unhealthy http://www.herbalhealer.com/microwave.html
most americans are still not aware of this harmful products that are sold as a convenient to heat up food rapidly but don't know the side effects. such as..

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

It doesn't taste that great anyway, it is unevenly heated. The top layer is very hot and inner layer still cool much like heating in an oven except very unhealthy and bad for you in the long run.

Herbal Healer Academy, Inc. wow that source is SO CREDIBLE.
 

mrchan

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Originally posted by: inveterate
Originally posted by: HamSupLo
they probably rendered the ramen in using CGI so it looks like its cooked

hahahaha....


Just ate my second pack,, theres no stoping me now,, going for 5,, my record in one day was 22

so you do know that that much sodium is really bad for you dont you?
 

DrPizza

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Where the heck have you been? It's the 21st century! Now, for about 30 cents more, you can get ramen in its own little styrofoam cup, perfect for the microwave. Better yet - the stuff in cups actually has dehydrated vegetables! Just add water, microwave for a couple minutes, and you're set.
 

Modeps

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Originally posted by: inveterate
Originally posted by: HamSupLo
they probably rendered the ramen in using CGI so it looks like its cooked

hahahaha....


Just ate my second pack,, theres no stoping me now,, going for 5,, my record in one day was 22

Do you realize how much salt is in those flavor packets? Yeah it tastes good, but c'mon dont be so stupid.
 

mrchan

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Originally posted by: wchou
microwaves are unhealthy http://www.herbalhealer.com/microwave.html
most americans are still not aware of this harmful products that are sold as a convenient to heat up food rapidly but don't know the side effects. such as..

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

It doesn't taste that great anyway, it is unevenly heated. The top layer is very hot and inner layer still cool much like heating in an oven except very unhealthy and bad for you in the long run.

Hahahahahaaha. That's freakin' hilarious.... wait... you don't actually believe that do you? LOL.
 

wchou

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Originally posted by: mrchan
Originally posted by: wchou
microwaves are unhealthy http://www.herbalhealer.com/microwave.html
most americans are still not aware of this harmful products that are sold as a convenient to heat up food rapidly but don't know the side effects. such as..

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

It doesn't taste that great anyway, it is unevenly heated. The top layer is very hot and inner layer still cool much like heating in an oven except very unhealthy and bad for you in the long run.

Hahahahahaaha. That's freakin' hilarious.... wait... you don't actually believe that do you? LOL.
HEY, IT'S YOUR HEALTH YOU ARE DESTROYING. DON'T BE CRYING WHEN YOU HAVE CANCER IN YOUR EARLY 30'S OR 40'S. JUST KEEP LAUGHING YOU MAKE A GREAT CLOWN. I WOULDN'T TAKE MY CHANCE BUT YOU CAN SINCE YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS FUNNY INCLUDING AN ATOMIC BOMB.


 

2cpuminimum

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It works the same way with macaronni and cheese and spahgetti; the key is that all the noodles must be in water. i add the cheese powder after heating, not before.
 

inveterate

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Yo,, i got my 5 paks for lunch,, I'm on dinner now,, on my 3rd pak.. i think i'll eat bout 3 more, maybe 5 but not sure..
 

Rubycon

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For neat-o special effects sprinkle technical grade potassium permanganate on your smack noodle (ramen) before nuking it! :)
 

inveterate

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Originally posted by: C6FT7
For neat-o special effects sprinkle technical grade potassium permanganate on your smack noodle (ramen) before nuking it! :)

Can I still eat it after wards or does it just look cool
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: wchou
microwaves are unhealthy http://www.herbalhealer.com/microwave.html
most americans are still not aware of this harmful products that are sold as a convenient to heat up food rapidly but don't know the side effects. such as..

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

It doesn't taste that great anyway, it is unevenly heated. The top layer is very hot and inner layer still cool much like heating in an oven except very unhealthy and bad for you in the long run.
hahahahahahahaha

What a crock of sh!t.

There is no difference between heating something up in the microwave and in the oven, the only difference is the mechanism which caused the heating.

Heating in a microwave doesen't alter your food any more than heating it in an oven would.
 

tikwanleap

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Originally posted by: wchou
Originally posted by: mrchan
Originally posted by: wchou
microwaves are unhealthy http://www.herbalhealer.com/microwave.html
most americans are still not aware of this harmful products that are sold as a convenient to heat up food rapidly but don't know the side effects. such as..

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

It doesn't taste that great anyway, it is unevenly heated. The top layer is very hot and inner layer still cool much like heating in an oven except very unhealthy and bad for you in the long run.

Hahahahahaaha. That's freakin' hilarious.... wait... you don't actually believe that do you? LOL.
HEY, IT'S YOUR HEALTH YOU ARE DESTROYING. DON'T BE CRYING WHEN YOU HAVE CANCER IN YOUR EARLY 30'S OR 40'S. JUST KEEP LAUGHING YOU MAKE A GREAT CLOWN. I WOULDN'T TAKE MY CHANCE BUT YOU CAN SINCE YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS FUNNY INCLUDING AN ATOMIC BOMB.

Either you are being serious here or taking the joke to the next level. :shocked:

Brilliant! :thumbsup:
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: inveterate


Can I still eat it after wards or does it just look cool

I would not recommend doing this. Most humans find purple food undesirable too.

:)

 

potato28

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Or u can boil the water in a kettle, 1 that plugs into a outlet. Microwaves r fine tho.
 

igowerf

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I've done it before, but it only works with those cheap packets like Top Ramen. I usually break up the ramen brick in a bowl, fill in as much water as I'd like, and then I cover the bowl with a plate or something before heating. I've found that covering the bowl really helps. The really good Korean noodles require that you actually boil them for 2 or 3 minutes.
 

blustori

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I use boiled water because if you microwave the cup ramen for a while the plastic tends to melt and mix with your ramen.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: blustori
I use boiled water because if you microwave the cup ramen for a while the plastic tends to melt and mix with your ramen.

Mmmmm. tasty
 

Eureka

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Most importantly, do not place the styrofoam cup in the microwave if you're using cupped or bowl noodles... styrofoam will melt.

Norm