Can the Grim Reaper make mistakes due to clerical errors?

[GagHalfrunt]

A couple of days Chuck Berry died and last night Chuck Barris went too. Maybe it was Barris who was supposed to die all along. It it possible somebody in the home office made a typo on the form and got the wrong Chuck?

 

[monkeydelmagico]

If your first name is Chuck you have bigger worries than the Reaper. Death is sweet release.

 

[IronWing]

Imagine Mr. Barris arriving at the pearly gates and seeing a big gong and St. Peter holding the mallet.

 

[tynopik]

no, because there is no such thing as the Grim Reaper

 

[IronWing]

no, because there is no such thing as the Grim Reaper

We have video, dude.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

No, the Grim Reaper has very good clerical support.

Ms. Bones (Grim Reaper's Secretary): Mr. Reaper your CPR certification is about to expire. Would you like me to go ahead and schedule in you calendar?

Grim Reaper: Why do I need CPR certification again Ms. Bones?

Ms. Bones: Company policy.

 

[cbrunny]

yea

 

[Sonikku]

We have video, dude.

"Best five out of seven?"

"DAMN RIGHT!"

 

[Homerboy]

We have video, dude.

Sooner or later, you dance with The Reaper

 

[Sonikku]

I liked the movie as a kid, but after I saw the seventh seal I enjoyed it even more.

 

[Fritzo]

All I know is Chuck Norris better be looking out the window...

 

[Charmonium]

The Reaper f***s up all of the time. He's a little bit of a cowboy and shoots first, asks questions later. Also, most of the time he's high. You can't really blame him. It's a thankless job. Nobody is ever happy to see you. People curse you all of the time. The only reason he doesn't slit his wrists is the drugs.

So figure if you're depressed and stoned, you're going to make mistakes. A lot of mistakes. Every once in a while he'll catch himself before it's too late and that's when you have people coming back from the dead with near death experiences. God hates giving people a glimpse of the other side, but what's he going to do? Hire someone else. Yeah, good luck with that.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I saw his server room, I'm surprised his clerical systems even work at all. It smelled like death in there, I think something actually died in the bundle of cables behind the rack and the AC was blowing hot air and dead mice would sometimes fall out.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I liked the movie as a kid, but after I saw the seventh seal I enjoyed it even more.

I love me some Bergman, but honestly, the Bill & Ted movies are really quite amazing. So many gloriously hilarious scenes. Highly underrated series IMO.

 

[Sonikku]

I just wish George Carlin had a bigger part in the second one. The world was not good enough for him.

 

[John Connor]