Can somone tell me all the unwritten rules

[RadeonGuy]

Read the title

 

[JohnAn2112]

Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

 

[olds]

Don't mess with Elite members.

 

[Bootprint]

Don't post any of the 12 bannable words.

Remember those words change as the winds blow by the mods.

 

[Mandos]

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

 

[mugs]

Unwritten rule #1: whatever was in your sig is against the unwritten rules.
Unwritten rule #2: the first line in your sig will only serve to piss the mods off. This is generally not a good idea.

 

[Kyteland]

Edit: Now with exact quote!

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Missed that rule. Link?

Missing unwritten rules are a bannable offense!

 

[syconub]

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

then you wouldnt haveto follow them???!?!?!?!?

unwritten rules are as followed:

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Edit: Now with exact quote!

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Missed that rule. Link?

Missing unwritten rules are a bannable offense!

That needs to go on the AT T Shirts.

 

[Wanescotting]

It is simple. Unwritten rules = common sense.

 

[yankeesfan]

anyone have a link to the "posting and you" movie?

 

[chuckywang]

When someone hits your batter in baseball, you hit one of theirs.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS
Nope. If someone was to post the unrwitten rules, then they would become written rules, thus no longer being unwritten.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Edit: Now with exact quote!

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Missed that rule. Link?

Missing unwritten rules are a bannable offense!

Perfect grammar is required to be taken seriously.

 

[jamesave]

pics?

 

[ErmanC]

Unwritten rules are just something someone makes up to hold against you when they can't think of anything else you've done wrong.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Dont ask, dont tell

 

[Baked]

Don't repeat your god damn question a dozen times in the same thread, you'll get just ignored like a god damn noob should.

 

[Kyteland]

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[MX2]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Wanescotting
It is simple. Unwritten rules = common sense.

Seeing as how you are a n00b, I'll let that silly comment slide.

 

[jjones]

Don't have sex with your sister?... well, that one might be written down somewhere.

 

[Wanescotting]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Wanescotting
It is simple. Unwritten rules = common sense.

Seeing as how you are a n00b, I'll let that silly comment slide.

What? I fail to see how this is wrong. What I meant was, treat others as you want to be treated, is that not common sense?

 

[DrPizza]

The unwritten rule is actually a mathematical formula too long and complex for you to understand anyway. The inputs are the degree of obnoxiousness/childishness/inflamatory/etc. remarks you make. Other inputs include "post count", "How liked/disliked you are here", and "does anyone know you".

The function returns one of 4 outputs: ban, vacation, warn, or ignore.

Despite the formula's incredible complexity, mods have almost an idiot-savant ability to determine the answer nearly instantaneously after reading your post and glancing at your name and post count.
(although I've suspected the mean-mod actually has to use a calculator)

 

[seanws]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
anyone have a link to the "posting and you" movie?

on my 'puter at home i do

here it is