Can someone here teach me English?

[Edgewardb]

I want to transform my engrish to English please.

Also iduring a conjunction sentence, do you use a comma before the and?

 

[tasmanian]

Buy a book.

 

[rudeguy]

I never used to put a comma before and. I guess its ok if you want the reader to pause.

I will teach you English. Fair warning though, I am only slightly more educated than Jethro Clampet.

 

[Edgewardb]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I never used to put a comma before and. I guess its ok if you want the reader to pause.

I will teach you English. Fair warning though, I am only slightly more educated than Jethro Clampet.

Thanks man.

When do you use a comma?

Also is this sentence correct?
Yea video game forum, not i'm a lazy bastard with carpal tunnel syndrome forum.

 

[rudeguy]

I use commas to put 2 sentences together into one. Sometimes if I feel a pause is needed.

Its an ok sentence. I don't claim to be an English professor though.

 

[Edgewardb]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I use commas to put 2 sentences together into one. Sometimes if I feel a pause is needed.

Its an ok sentence. I don't claim to be an English professor though.

But I know that you a better writer than me in the language of English.

So can you give me an example on when to use a comma.

And please feel free to correct my post.

 

[BoomerD]

http://english-zone.com/index.php

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/

http://webpages.yosemite.cc.ca.us/jensenb/comma_use[1].html

http://www.studyzone.org/mtest...ela8/a/lcommausage.cfm

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Edgewardb

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I use commas to put 2 sentences together into one. Sometimes if I feel a pause is needed.

Its an ok sentence. I don't claim to be an English professor though.

But I know that you a better writer than me in the language of English.

So can you give me an example on when to use a comma.

And please feel free to correct my post.

I know that you are a better writer than me in the English language, so can you give me an example of when to use a comma? Please feel free to correct my post.

 

[Walking in Circles]

No one here will teach you proper English. What you will learn here is "American English" which is a complete bastardization and should not be taken seriously anywhere.