Can someone explain this picture please?

Ika

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He plans on drinking his own urine, because it's sterile and he likes the taste.
 
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pic1:
The bus is sneaking behind the hill. The bus has to figure out a way to steal the sawing machine from the boy, without being noticed by the police.
Buses love sawing machine.

pic2:
this picture is very racist. A black guy filling up a bottle for his master?! You people are so f'ing...
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Armen
pic1:
The bus is sneaking behind the hill. The bus has to figure out a way to steal the sawing machine from the boy, without being noticed by the police.
Buses love sawing machine.

pic2:
this picture is very racist. A black guy filling up a bottle for his master?! You people are so f'ing...

Good effort! :thumbsup:
 

sswingle

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: Armen
pic1:
The bus is sneaking behind the hill. The bus has to figure out a way to steal the sawing machine from the boy, without being noticed by the police.
Buses love sawing machine.

pic2:
this picture is very racist. A black guy filling up a bottle for his master?! You people are so f'ing...

Good effort! :thumbsup:

By bus you mean UPS truck and by sawing you mean sewing?
 

gingerstewart55

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Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: Armen
pic1:
The bus is sneaking behind the hill. The bus has to figure out a way to steal the sawing machine from the boy, without being noticed by the police.
Buses love sawing machine.

pic2:
this picture is very racist. A black guy filling up a bottle for his master?! You people are so f'ing...

Good effort! :thumbsup:

Too bad someone doesn't even recognize a UPS truck when he sees one.......sheesh!

HINT: It's brown and has a gold UPS sign on its side
 

Jeff7

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Billy Mays quit, so now Vader has to do TV spots for him; this is just a demo of how amazing the Brita water filter is. And if you don't buy in the next 10 minutes, he will make you feel the true nature of the Force, for a low-low price of just $19.95.
 

lozina

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Originally posted by: tasmanian
Its impossible that is one of two "unexplainable" pictures.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Pic 1- Its this dude's wedding day and all his friends and family were at his house. There was a problem with his suit though, the in-seam is a bit too long and it's too late to go back to the tailor, so the mother suggested he go back to her house and fetch the sewing machine as she could fix it. He goes with a friend and when they arrive at her mother's house they see this accident involving the UPS driver. After he finds the sewing machine and walks out he asks his friend to take a picture of him in front of the accident

Pic 2- It was a hot day on the California coast line and there was a Star Wars convention. Guy dressed as Vader is thirsty as hell and the only store in the area is a small hardware store. They sell Brita water filters. He gets the ingenious idea of filtering sea water into a bottle to drink it. Too bad it doesn't quite work like a desalinator
 

Tweak155

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Originally posted by: gingerstewart55
Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: Armen
pic1:
The bus is sneaking behind the hill. The bus has to figure out a way to steal the sawing machine from the boy, without being noticed by the police.
Buses love sawing machine.

pic2:
this picture is very racist. A black guy filling up a bottle for his master?! You people are so f'ing...

Good effort! :thumbsup:

Too bad someone doesn't even recognize a UPS truck when he sees one.......sheesh!

HINT: It's brown and has a gold UPS sign on its side

Someone doesn't get enough upgrades for their computer!

EDIT:

Which includes me...I just order other stuff!
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: Armen
pic1:
The bus is sneaking behind the hill. The bus has to figure out a way to steal the sawing machine from the boy, without being noticed by the police.
Buses love sawing machine.

pic2:
this picture is very racist. A black guy filling up a bottle for his master?! You people are so f'ing...

What are you going to saw with that thing?
 

ahurtt

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I'm not sure, but it appears to be Darth Vader standing at the edge of the ocean attempting to pour water. . .presumably ocean water that he has just obtained from the aforementioned ocean. . .from a Britta water filter pitcher into a plastic. . .or maybe it's glass. . .bottle. In addition, the weather conditions appear to be pleasant.
 

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: lozina
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Its impossible that is one of two "unexplainable" pictures.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Pic 1- Its this dude's wedding day and all his friends and family were at his house. There was a problem with his suit though, the in-seam is a bit too long and it's too late to go back to the tailor, so the mother suggested he go back to her house and fetch the sewing machine as she could fix it. He goes with a friend and when they arrive at her mother's house they see this accident involving the UPS driver. After he finds the sewing machine and walks out he asks his friend to take a picture of him in front of the accident

Pic 2- It was a hot day on the California coast line and there was a Star Wars convention. Guy dressed as Vader is thirsty as hell and the only store in the area is a small hardware store. They sell Brita water filters. He gets the ingenious idea of filtering sea water into a bottle to drink it. Too bad it doesn't quite work like a desalinator

that almost sounds plausible lol