can someone explain kirstie alley to me?

[nageov3t]

how can a fat chick who's neither lost weight nor kept it off pitch a diet plan? :\

I'd think the best plan would be to do the opposite of whatever she's doing.

 

[Quasmo]

I'd still hit it.

 

[JM Aggie08]

I think she's there to pitch how delicious the food is, and clearly, how much she enjoys it.

 

[JM Aggie08]

I'd still hit it.

😵

 

[Schfifty Five]

Hasn't she gained a lot of weight, lost it all, gained it back, lost it again, ... etc for like 10 cycles?

 

[Nik]

I'd still hit it.

Yep, me too 😀

 

[nageov3t]

I think I'd hit any celebrity that wasn't completely repulsive if only to tell stories about it later to my friends.

but I wouldn't take diet advice from kirstie alley.

 

[Aztech]

Self described: Fat Actress!

 

[Miramonti]

I'd still hit it.

You gotta find it first.

 

[vi edit]

Hasn't she gained a lot of weight, lost it all, gained it back, lost it again, ... etc for like 10 cycles?

Cocaineisahellofadrug

 

[Ronstang]

You gotta find it first.

Roll her in flour and pick a wet spot?

 

[FelixDeCat]

This is going to sound harsh but here goes:

Shes a pathetic old washed up has been whose highest aspiration is to be the next Anna Nicole Smith (+50 years). :'(

 

[Nik]

she got some big ol titties

 

[shortylickens]

I'd still hit it.

This.
Like a construction man with heavy equipment.

 

[Ronstang]

she got some big ol titties

Don't you mean stretch marked bags of flesh?

 

[raygunpk]

ill explain kirstie alley:

when she went to the carnival everybody tried to ride her

 

[vi edit]

This.
Like a construction man with heavy equipment.

She'd probably go mantis on your ass and have you with a side of gravy for breakfast.

 

[Miramonti]

Roll her in flour and pick a wet spot?

You'll be fvcking her armpits.

 

[eits]

Roll her in flour and pick a wet spot?

either that or flip through the folds, find the one that smells like shit, then go back one.

 

[eits]

Don't you mean stretch marked bags of flesh?

all big tits have stretch marks. no matter how gorgeous or ugly, they have stretch marks.

 

[Ronstang]

all big tits have stretch marks. no matter how gorgeous or ugly, they have stretch marks.

From first hand experience I can tell you that you are not correct, and no they were not fake.

 

[MotF Bane]

all big tits have stretch marks. no matter how gorgeous or ugly, they have stretch marks.

Wrong.

 

[vi edit]

all big tits have stretch marks. no matter how gorgeous or ugly, they have stretch marks.

Negative ghostrider.

 

[FelixDeCat]

all big tits have stretch marks. no matter how gorgeous or ugly, they have stretch marks.

Even man tits? 😱

*carefully examines breasts*

 

[JM Aggie08]

This.
Like a construction man with heavy equipment.