Can someone decypher this craigslist ad?

[SAWYER]

http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/rvs/1784244756.html
O_O

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[fleshconsumed]

Google much? Seems like he's selling ATV.

 

[MJinZ]

Bombardier DS?

 

[ahenkel]

What if people actually talked like that?

 

[SAWYER]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You just blew my mind

 

[PottedMeat]

offer $100 for the ATV. but put your coherent response through babelfish english->spanish->german->english

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Odds are a hundred to one he calls it a "Bom-ba-deer."

 

[DrPizza]

What's so hard about deciphering that post? Makes perfect sense. A couple of misspelled words, but not a big deal.

 

[deadlyapp]

What's so hard about deciphering that post? Makes perfect sense. A couple of misspelled words, but not a big deal.

doesn't make much sense if you don't have a solid knowledge of them. I didn't understand the polished shaft stuff much.

Either way, doesn't sound like it's worth 750. Sounds like a chain broke, but somehow it busted a hole in the crankcase or transmission case and all the oil leaked out. The engine is good and it has a new belt but the shaft that the gears ride on needs to be cleaned and polished. He is thinking about repairing the hole and it has good tires.

It's a pretty fvckin useless ad.

 

[grrl]

doesn't make much sense if you don't have a solid knowledge of them. I didn't understand the polished shaft stuff much.

"Might fix hole and clean polish shafts"

He says he might polish your shaft and fix your hole. I suspect if you're nice he'll even give your knob a few rubs as well.

 

[WA261]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

huh?????

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Thawts muh cig!!!!!

To OP. At least he used ONE punctuation.