Can I share something, without anyone being to judgemental.

[e_mc_2]

Sometimes when everything is quite, and I am all alone. I like to think that I am a decendant of aliens. Has anyone else ever had that feeling? Does anyone have any facts or ideas that would prove or disprove that sorta thing?

 

[Electric Amish]

Bush and Gore are your parents!!?!?!?!!!




amish

 

[prodigy]

Yeah maybe after I've been smoking some of that wacky tabacci.

j/k, Actually I've never had thoughts like that before.

 

[IBhacknU]

never felt that way myself

 

[sweetrobin]

E have you stopped taking your medicine again????

 

[e_mc_2]

No, but maybe aliens are controling the election or even one of the presidental canidates.
Sweet_Robin, you know I can't afford my medication right now.

 

[e_mc_2]

Maybe frued would say I suffer from brain envy.

 

[vi edit]

Actually, Freud would probably say that your feeling of being an alien is a deep down desire to disassociate yourself with your parents. He would say that your father did not provide enough attention to you as child and because of that, you wish to have sex with little green men

 

[Russ]

This thread should stay at the top. Humor is healthy.

Russ, NCNE

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Must.....resist......urge.......to......judge........






Um...NO, I've never thought I was descended from aliens - not like the little glowing green ones, at least. I confess when I was abducted by the purple ones the other night I saw one that really could have been my grandfather. Before I could really think about it, they had me back in my double-wide and Frank was hollerin' to get him another beer and some corn nuts. Then I forgot all about it until you reminded me.

 

[e_mc_2]

NO, he did not say that did he? Anyways I just like aliens and I think I did see an UFO one time. It was cold that night but still I was sitting on my riding lawnmower out on the lawn. And the night was clear, crisp and in the mountains. So I could see all the stars. While I was sitting there on that lawmower playing my spanish guitar, I saw a bright flash of light dance in the sky. That is when I understood that aliens came out to the country and probed rednecks, because they themselfs where rednecks that wanted to show off their rides on a saturday night. Then again maybe it was a meteorite.

 

[Russ]

I saw a UFO once. Turns out it was a coffee cup my ex-wife threw at me. By the time I "identified" it, it was too late.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Windogg]

Hey, it might be one of Motorola's dead Iridium Satelites. They are really bright and can be seen by the naked eye if they catch the moon just right. My astronomy professor once handed out schedules for flybys. I went out to a dark part of the campus and sure enough one flew by on a funky path. I'm serious here.

Windogg

 

[e_mc_2]

Russ, thanks sleep dep. does some strange things(scapgoat). LOl at the flying sauser err no cup.

ChrichtonsGirl, so sowwy . Purple ones...hmmm, And did they happen to have any names?

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Wow. I've been trying to lure those redneck aliens. I even sat outside the double-wide shrieking the redneck mating call: "I'm drunk as $hit!" but they never showed up. I suppose if I could get Frank to get one of those stylish mullet hairdos I might stand a better chance. Either that or they'd take him instead. I heard some of those aliens are, you know....funny that way.

So you're sleep deprived e? I love the non-linear thinking of the desperately tired.

 

[Isla]

My son!

I have finally found you!

 

[e_mc_2]

Yeah the next day I walked up the mountain to try to find anything. I found what looked like a rock(I'm no expert). I would have really have liked to have found anything other than a rock, but I am still in denial.

 

[sweetrobin]

Ok vi_edit .. I think I'm insulted ... are you saying I'm up there with little green men??????

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I was wondering when sweetrobin would visit this thread.

So is e being serious, or does he need a nap?

 

[e_mc_2]

rofl, I'm serius.

ChrichtonsGirl, Only question I have to ask is if you have ever had any sucess with this type of activity. BTW ever watch red dwarf?

I would like to point out that the RH- aka negitive monkey rhesis(or something I cant spell. Because the aliens can't spell because they use picture images which is better.) can be mapped to a certain location of the world and from that point and time it has spread(no more details here...too dangerous.lol)

Also there is this sudden rise in "human" advances. And this desire to
explore and take hold among the stars as travelers.(somebody is rambling here, I don't want to name any names e_mc_2.)

 

[sweetrobin]

I dunno lack of sleep, lack of meds, havent had sex in two days who knows ... think its a combination of the three ...

 

[HoopDogg]

Comin out of the closet eh?

You gotta go back to your roots.

 

[e_mc_2]

Sweet_Robin, Just tell the truth you live with an alien and popularview is not equal to sanity. I mean how come there is so much coverage on this topic of aliens, if there is not something to it. Yes, I am alien challenged in the sense that maybe deep down we do not who we are anymore and we project all these ideas of strangeness to try to capture a part of our sub consious that is raging to get out in any way it can.

 

[e_mc_2]

Isla, I was always here.

HoopDogg, What would be fun if there was really a support group for aliens coming out of the closet. Hi, my name is BOB and I am an alien.

 

[sweetrobin]

Okie I admit it ... I'm marrying an alien ... he plans on genetically engineering (at home) a new race of humanoid that will be greater, smarter and stronger than all other humanoid races that have gone before. I am powerless to resist him ... please save yourselves...