can i get AIDS if someone spits on my lip?

[brianmanahan]

i hope not, because someone DID spit on my lip 😡

this stupid guy got on the bus and sat next to me. he smelled like a cross between horse crap and urine.

instead of facing the center of the bus (this was a side seat), he sat down sideways directly facing me and the front of the bus.

and then he proceeded to cough GOBS of SPIT on my hand, cheek, and lip. i felt it right on my lip! he coughed like 20 freaking times and never once attempted to cover up his mouth or look away. i have never wanted to attack someone so much in my life.

then after he stopped coughing i realized - whatever is inside him is now inside me 😱

i really, really hope AIDS doesn't work like that

 

[highland145]

Can I have your stuff? Not your AIDS stuff but your valuable stuff?

 

[Beer4Me]

Not sure if serious....:hmm:

 

[Herr Kutz]

The answer is yes.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Kudos for not covering your own face and taking it like a man.

 

[highland145]

Not sure if serious....:hmm:

:\ Serious brian thread is always serious.


I think he would have had to cough on your butt.

 

[highland145]

Kudos for not covering your own face and taking it like a man.

That's how he took it? 😱

 

[Ns1]

you post about spit
but not about the giant
cock in your asshole?

 

[brianmanahan]

Kudos for not covering your own face and taking it like a man.

well he only got the first few coughs on my skin, after that i turned away and ducked and covered my face with my hands

 

[highland145]

you post about spit
but not about the giant
cock in your asshole?

Worst pome ever.

 

[Jeeebus]

If by man you mean "his penis" and if by cough you mean "ejaculates" and if by your lip you mean "inside your butt" then yes, you might get AIDS that way.

 

[brianmanahan]

:\ Serious brian thread is always serious.

sadly i am totally serious 🙁

I think he would have had to cough on your butt.

well good thing i wore pants today

 

[highland145]

If by man you mean "his penis" and if by cough you mean "ejaculates" and if by your lip you mean "inside your butt" then yes, you might get AIDS that way.

The engrish language is so hard to understand.:\

 

[highland145]

well good thing i wore pants today

😀

 

[brianmanahan]

Worst pome ever.

lol it's a haiku 😀

 

[mnewsham]

HIV is not spread by saliva unless it has blood in the saliva (which is easily possible, but still unlikely)

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

well he only got the first few coughs on my skin, after that i turned away and ducked and covered my face with my hands

Hey, "duck and cover" is proof against the "A bomb" so, aids doesn't stand a chance.

 

[brianmanahan]

The answer is yes.

🙁

sadly i was just coming back from the doctors - if he coughed on me on the way there maybe they could have done something?

 

[brianmanahan]

Hey, "duck and cover" is proof against the "A bomb" so, aids doesn't stand a chance.

i thought you needed a lead-lined fridge to survive the a-bomb :hmm:

 

[highland145]

lol it's a haiku 😀

Distill a poignant experience.... check
Include a seasonal reference.... fail
Create a subject shift.... more fail.

Worst haiku pome ever.

 

[balloonshark]

HIV is not spread by saliva unless it has blood in the saliva (which is easily possible, but still unlikely)

What if sperm was in his saliva? D:

 

[Demoralized]

Sadly ignorance like yours still exsists .

 

[Ns1]

Distill a poignant experience.... check
Include a seasonal reference.... fail
Create a subject shift.... more fail.

Worst haiku pome ever.

roses are red, violents are blue,
fuck you highland145, my pome owns you

 

[highland145]

i thought you needed a lead-lined fridge to survive the a-bomb :hmm:

with the locking handle on the outside....

 

[RPD]