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Can anyone confirm whether I have bird flu or the plague?

Jeeebus

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Was fighting off a cold late last week, and then had to fly out to NJ and NY for depositions on Monday and Tuesday. Think that put me over the edge.

My voice is completely gone.
Nose is stuffed with the slime from Ghostbusters II.
Have a nasty cough (not 100% certain, but I think I coughed up an early-stage fetus this morning).
Head rather 'fuzzy.'

Of course, none of this helped with the flight back last night. My left ear never popped, so I went the whole night essentially deaf in that ear. It's somewhat better now, but still hasn't popped fully.

What say you doctors of ATOT? Common cold, flu, Jeeebus being a pussy, new strain of bird flu, smallpox, Black Plague, etc.?
 
You have both avian influenza and Black Plague thanks totehAdvanced Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

u haz it
 
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CZroe said:
To quote a doctor:

"It never is."
-Gregory House, M.D.
Click to expand...
Well then, with that ruled out, if symptoms include coughing up "an early-stage fetus" then the only conclusion that can be reached is that the OP is swallowing too much sperm.
 
WebMD
Code: 
   Congestion
   Cough
   Lightheaded
   Hoarse Voice
   Impaired Judgement (Asking medical advice on ATOT)

Says you have Bronchitis... or Tuberculosis.
 
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