Can animals get married??

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
I just remembered: I've seen uh . . . dog fanatics dressing their dogs in clothing and marrying them in a ceremony. Very disturbing.

And where is that bunny? :|

His wife wouldn't let him come out today.....he's supposed to be cutting the lawn.

 

[murphy55d]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I saw a momma and father goose the other day and 4 baby geese around a neighborhood. It was very cute and they seemed quite monogomous.

I hear they make good pets did you try to pet them OMG they're so cute and fuzzy and stuff.

I once saw someone punt a goose. :Q

(as in, NFL kind of punt)

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
This is quite possibly the dumbest thread ever.

I agree.

 

[skateallday]

i would have to say no!

 

[Oakenfold]

Hello.
You are disturbed.
More so than me.
Please seek mental help immediatley.

 

[EvanGeliSt]

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: Marshallj This is quite possibly the dumbest thread ever.

I have to agree.

Lol ditto on that

 

[GroundZero]

and the moron of the month award goes to...
Mark
congratulations on the senseless destruction of yet more brain cells in the pursuit of meaningless drivvel

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
This is quite possibly the dumbest thread ever.

i think he is asking if animals are monogamous.

if he's talking about pet weddings, then LOL.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: HappyGamer2
yes some birds mate till death.

yes, but closer scientific study of so called monogomous animals are showing that they spend their time cheating

 

[ThePresence]

"They moved my desk 4 times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married, but then they moved my desk and they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler."

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I saw a momma and father goose the other day and 4 baby geese around a neighborhood. It was very cute and they seemed quite monogomous.

I hear they make good pets did you try to pet them OMG they're so cute and fuzzy and stuff.

Geese can be good pets for a couple months each year... but in the spring, they're quite aggressive. (Ask my neighbor... huge bruise where it bit her leg). Did I mention the sh*t? Goose sh*t? And more goose sh*t. Everywhere. I think they ate 10% food, 90% dirt, and turned it all into fecal material.

I'm glad to be rid of the goose. (But still have momma duck... bred her this spring and had 5 baby ducks too, just recently sent the cute little things off to a new home)

Did I mention goose sh*t everywhere?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I saw a momma and father goose the other day and 4 baby geese around a neighborhood. It was very cute and they seemed quite monogomous.

I hear they make good pets did you try to pet them OMG they're so cute and fuzzy and stuff.

Geese can be good pets for a couple months each year... but in the spring, they're quite aggressive. (Ask my neighbor... huge bruise where it bit her leg). Did I mention the sh*t? Goose sh*t? And more goose sh*t. Everywhere. I think they ate 10% food, 90% dirt, and turned it all into fecal material.

I'm glad to be rid of the goose. (But still have momma duck... bred her this spring and had 5 baby ducks too, just recently sent the cute little things off to a new home)

Did I mention goose sh*t everywhere?

I know geese are mean as hell......I was taking a potshot at this stupid thread.

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
I just remembered: I've seen uh . . . dog fanatics dressing their dogs in clothing and marrying them in a ceremony. Very disturbing.

And where is that bunny? :|

His wife wouldn't let him come out today.....he's supposed to be cutting the lawn.

Bunny?

 

[Maverick]

sounds like a question a three year old would ask.

 

[isekii]

I believe they go by the philosophy

"Wham Bam thank you maam"

 

[Night201]

Ducks mate and stay together for life. So, in my opinion, when I see ducks with babies, they are married

 

[oniq]

Do you have your eyes set at marrying an animal?

 

[Spac3d]

 

[Booster]

Can animals get married??

Yes, but lions aren't the right example. Things are just not right with lions in that respect. Today I occasionally watched something about the gulls, how they can have one and the same partner for up to 20 years. These birds, you see, they generally live a lonely life, then when it's about spring time they join their pair and sit on eggs, each time with the same mate (if they're still alive, of course, b/c death among gulls at an early age isn't anything out of ordinary). And those scientists had records of one pair mating each spring for a consequent 20 years! If that's not a marriage I don't know what it is.

 

[AthlonXP]

you are a dumbass. I truely mean it.