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Can animals get married??

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Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
I just remembered: I've seen uh . . . dog fanatics dressing their dogs in clothing and marrying them in a ceremony. Very disturbing.

And where is that bunny? :|
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His wife wouldn't let him come out today.....he's supposed to be cutting the lawn.

 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I saw a momma and father goose the other day and 4 baby geese around a neighborhood. It was very cute and they seemed quite monogomous.
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I hear they make good pets did you try to pet them OMG they're so cute and fuzzy and stuff.


😛
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I once saw someone punt a goose. :Q

(as in, NFL kind of punt)
 
and the moron of the month award goes to...
Mark
congratulations on the senseless destruction of yet more brain cells in the pursuit of meaningless drivvel
 
Originally posted by: HappyGamer2
yes some birds mate till death.
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yes, but closer scientific study of so called monogomous animals are showing that they spend their time cheating 😉
 
"They moved my desk 4 times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married, but then they moved my desk and they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler."
 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I saw a momma and father goose the other day and 4 baby geese around a neighborhood. It was very cute and they seemed quite monogomous.
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I hear they make good pets did you try to pet them OMG they're so cute and fuzzy and stuff.


😛
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Geese can be good pets for a couple months each year... but in the spring, they're quite aggressive. (Ask my neighbor... huge bruise where it bit her leg). Did I mention the sh*t? Goose sh*t? And more goose sh*t. Everywhere. I think they ate 10% food, 90% dirt, and turned it all into fecal material.

I'm glad to be rid of the goose. (But still have momma duck... bred her this spring and had 5 baby ducks too, just recently sent the cute little things off to a new home)

Did I mention goose sh*t everywhere?
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I saw a momma and father goose the other day and 4 baby geese around a neighborhood. It was very cute and they seemed quite monogomous.
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I hear they make good pets did you try to pet them OMG they're so cute and fuzzy and stuff.


😛
Click to expand...

Geese can be good pets for a couple months each year... but in the spring, they're quite aggressive. (Ask my neighbor... huge bruise where it bit her leg). Did I mention the sh*t? Goose sh*t? And more goose sh*t. Everywhere. I think they ate 10% food, 90% dirt, and turned it all into fecal material.

I'm glad to be rid of the goose. (But still have momma duck... bred her this spring and had 5 baby ducks too, just recently sent the cute little things off to a new home)

Did I mention goose sh*t everywhere?
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I know geese are mean as hell......I was taking a potshot at this stupid thread. 😉

 
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: 1YellowPeril
I just remembered: I've seen uh . . . dog fanatics dressing their dogs in clothing and marrying them in a ceremony. Very disturbing.

And where is that bunny? :|
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His wife wouldn't let him come out today.....he's supposed to be cutting the lawn.
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Bunny?
 
Can animals get married??
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Yes, but lions aren't the right example. Things are just not right with lions in that respect. Today I occasionally watched something about the gulls, how they can have one and the same partner for up to 20 years. These birds, you see, they generally live a lonely life, then when it's about spring time they join their pair and sit on eggs, each time with the same mate (if they're still alive, of course, b/c death among gulls at an early age isn't anything out of ordinary). And those scientists had records of one pair mating each spring for a consequent 20 years! If that's not a marriage I don't know what it is.
 
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