Yep, and I'd be interested to see, might even be able to contribute a few vids myself.
It will be hard to make it even given the massively varying configurations one is likely to come across in the wild, but a good baseline given the limitations of not being able to reload units would be :
run msconfig, temporarily disable all optional startup items
make note of AV products (they usually have services that cannot be easily disabled)
boot from cold, wait ~1 minute, and open text file 1, close, open text file 2, close, open text file 3, close, open pdf.
Probable good sizes would be :
A single-word txt file.
A ~2-5k txt file.
A ~300-500k txt file.
A 2-5mb pdf file.
Obviously the ideal would be to take a pair of identical hdds, some identical ddr2 memory, identical gpus (disabling any onboard), load windows fresh on both using the same version, load current drivers, update windows, install foxit, and run the tests. That's a heckuva lot of work though.