Can a Ninja survive without sex?

TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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Actually it's a paradox, an oxymoron, and an enigma all rolled into one, b/c no ninja has ever not had sex. Ninjas pork babes whenever they want....AND DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!!!11111!!
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Actually it's a paradox, an oxymoron, and an enigma all rolled into one, b/c no ninja has ever not had sex. Ninjas pork babes whenever they want....AND DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!!!11111!!

If by babes you mean wild dogs, and by pork you mean take it in the butt by, yeah. Sounds about right.
 

machintos

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Mar 1, 2003
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Actually it's a paradox, an oxymoron, and an enigma all rolled into one, b/c no ninja has ever not had sex. Ninjas pork babes whenever they want....AND DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!!!11111!!

If by babes you mean wild dogs, and by pork you mean take it in the butt by, yeah. Sounds about right.

lol
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Actually it's a paradox, an oxymoron, and an enigma all rolled into one, b/c no ninja has ever not had sex. Ninjas pork babes whenever they want....AND DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!!!11111!!

If by babes you mean wild dogs, and by pork you mean take it in the butt by, yeah. Sounds about right.

lol...n0cmonkey is awesome, if by awesome you mean a menopausal mom who has poop leak into her diaper on a daily basis.
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Actually it's a paradox, an oxymoron, and an enigma all rolled into one, b/c no ninja has ever not had sex. Ninjas pork babes whenever they want....AND DON'T EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!!!!11111!!

If by babes you mean wild dogs, and by pork you mean take it in the butt by, yeah. Sounds about right.

lol...n0cmonkey is awesome, if by awesome you mean a menopausal mom who has poop leak into her diaper on a daily basis.

:laugh:
 

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
Oct 7, 2001
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a nina that does not have sex or cannot get one does not deserve to be ninja. one who fails to ninja his way into a girl's room and pork her w/o thinking twice about it
MUST COMMIT SEPPEKU ON THE SPOT! he has shamed himself and the ninja name.