Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
That article looks like something I would want cliffed for me...
Every time he looked at me, dominant and in charge, I would come over all girlie.
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
My mom once told me she finds John Goodman attractive for some reason.
Originally posted by: Queasy
If TV sitcoms have taught me anything, it is that overweight doofuses get hot wives that don't weigh an ounce over 100lbs all the time.
Originally posted by: Queasy
If TV sitcoms have taught me anything, it is that overweight doofuses get hot wives that don't weigh an ounce over 100lbs all the time.
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Queasy
If TV sitcoms have taught me anything, it is that overweight doofuses get hot wives that don't weigh an ounce over 100lbs all the time.
Oh god, King of Queens. I'd hit that day in and day out.
EDIT: And Everybody Loves Raymond. Although Ray isn't fat and Patricia Heaton isn't as hot as Leah Remini.
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Queasy
If TV sitcoms have taught me anything, it is that overweight doofuses get hot wives that don't weigh an ounce over 100lbs all the time.
Oh god, King of Queens. I'd hit that day in and day out.
EDIT: And Everybody Loves Raymond. Although Ray isn't fat and Patricia Heaton isn't as hot as Leah Remini.
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Queasy
If TV sitcoms have taught me anything, it is that overweight doofuses get hot wives that don't weigh an ounce over 100lbs all the time.
Oh god, King of Queens. I'd hit that day in and day out.
EDIT: And Everybody Loves Raymond. Although Ray isn't fat and Patricia Heaton isn't as hot as Leah Remini.
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Look at the lady that wrote the article. If that's what you want to attract, get stocky.
Originally posted by: oddyager
Eh, these are just big guys, not fat guys as explicitly stated in the article. She still finds you giant lard-asses disgusting. 😉
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
That's where the stance of dominance comes in. But yes, if you're big it helps to 1) not be overly fat, 2) be lucky enough to carry it well and have it distributed pretty evenly over your body, and 3) maintain a stance of dominance.