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Camping Story

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Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
 
On a semi-related note.

A husband was in bed with his wife one evening. He started rubbing her shoulders and snuggling up to her, and she knew that this was generally his way of leading up to sex. She rolled over and told him,
"Honey, I have an appointment with the gynecologist in the morning, so I would rather not have sex tonight. Otherwise I will have to get up even earlier to freshen up for the appointment."

The husband thought about that for a minute, then said, "You don't have a dentist appointment in the morning, do you?"
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
On a semi-related note.

A husband was in bed with his wife one evening. He started rubbing her shoulders and snuggling up to her, and she knew that this was generally his way of leading up to sex. She rolled over and told him,
"Honey, I have an appointment with the gynecologist in the morning, so I would rather not have sex tonight. Otherwise I will have to get up even earlier to freshen up for the appointment."

The husband thought about that for a minute, then said, "You don't have a dentist appointment in the morning, do you?
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