Call Girl Stole My Wifes Dog!

[Dr. Detroit]

Wife is gone for the week so I called the local escort agency and got me a real dime to come over for some action.

Of course while I'm in the shower cleaning up after our play time the call-girl steals my wifes dog. I did not notice the dog missing for a few hours as I asummed the slut had just let herself out but a few hours later I get a knock on my front door and a ransom notice was stuck to the door telling me that if I want our pomeraninan Snuffy back I need to come up with a million dollars.

Oh man - I can't make this stuff up - It's like a crappy TV show.


Locked as a parody of a thread that, itself, can scarcely be outdone or parodied.

Perknose
Senior AT Mod

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Wife is gone for the week so I called the local escort agency and got me a real dime to come over for some action.

Of course while I'm in the shower cleaning up after our play time the call-girl steals my wifes dog. I did not notice the dog missing for a few hours as I asummed the slut had just let herself out but a few hours later I get a knock on my front door and a ransom notice was stuck to the door telling me that if I want our pomeraninan Snuffy back I need to come up with a million dollars.

Oh man - I can't make this stuff up - It's like a crappy TV show.

Don't put yourself down, I'm sure you could.

 

[Platypus]

yawn

 

[KMc]

😕

 

[Flammable]

adultery is bad mmkay

 

[BoomerD]

Aren't (bad) parody threads cause for an automatic ban?

 

[nakedfrog]

Does this qualify as a parody?

 

[CrazyLazy]

Damn I wish I had thought of this.


Oh wait it's terrible and way to late. 0/10.

 

[biggestmuff]

As much as I want this to be real, where's the original thread?

 

[Perknose]

What original did I miss?

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
As much as I want this to be real, where's the original thread?

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2277910&enterthread=y

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Wife is gone for the week so I called the local escort agency and got me a real dime to come over for some action.

Of course while I'm in the shower cleaning up after our play time the call-girl steals my wifes dog. I did not notice the dog missing for a few hours as I asummed the slut had just let herself out but a few hours later I get a knock on my front door and a ransom notice was stuck to the door telling me that if I want our pomeraninan Snuffy back I need to come up with a million dollars.

Oh man - I can't make this stuff up - It's like a crappy TV show.

This would have never happened if you had sprung for the extra cash for a hooker with teeth. I hear that they are starting to clone Bille Piper for the job.