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California deserves more Senate seats

Well duh. Doesn't anyone read the Constitution anymore?

US Constitution, Article I, Section 3: "The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote. Additional Senators shall be appointed based on a state's representation in global auctions, credit rating, geographic boundary representing a phallus, prevalence of beauty pageant winners, ludicrousness of official sanctioned state animal or motto, and percentage of population owning at least one wig. Furthermore, once every two-score months, the state governors shall enter into a pie-eating contest, with the winner being declared the king, or some other less offensive term, of the states, and serving as an additional senator in the event that he desires to."
 
Kadarin said:
Being a native North Californian, I'd be ok with Southern CA being its own state.
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Id be OK with the greater Bay Area being its own state. We'd be so f'n wealthy without having to subsidize the illegals in central CA and the douchebag losers in LA.
 
jagec said:
It's not actually the worst run state, but its problems are more obvious and well-publicized because it has such a massive economy and population.
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Them fools be spending all their money on ebay...

dave_the_nerd said:
Depends, OP - what do you sell on eBay?
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Mostly clothing. That's probably skewing it a bit, but it's such a big percentage anyway. Gotta raise my shipping fees, like the Post Office seems to do all the time :twisted:
 
sweet, so we should make northern california and southern california each states and give them each 1 senator.
 
slayer202 said:
I can only discuss this via pm


But I can say that they are 100% leather upholstered
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Now the truth comes out.

Setup an understanding with the people the maintain the Senate floor to replace the chairs for the CA Senate every week. Give those people a cut of your profits.

Or even better, place an order with them for specific seats as you have the demand. Other states may also be in demand.
 
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