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Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

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Before reading the article I assumed it was some prick M3 owner that loved his car so much he got an erection every time he drove his car or thought about driving it.
 
Haha another thread where everyone knows the references are about alky, he will troll, and other people will be banned.
 
Umm if they are trying to 'call me out' then they are at fault.

I had myself removed from the ATG forum so go there and gloat.

No. We removed you for 2 weeks.
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I don't even know what that is? You're a fuckhead though if you think I give a shit about you. I got real world problems.

Edit - You're a fuckhead either way.
 
I have no idea about alkemyst actually. Is he a M3 owner? I just know from driving in traffic everyday, that the BMW M3 (or 3 series) drivers are THE biggest pricks on the road. They all think they are professional drivers and have super fast high end cars as they try to weave around in traffic and cut in front of people at the last minute. The 5 and 7 series drivers are nowhere near as bad for some reason. It primarily seems to be the M3 and 3 series drivers. I think it's usually middle aged business men that are trying to act more important than they actually are or going through a mid life crisis or something.

I always picture them talking to themselves in the car saying things like

"Awww yeah....that was a sweet move...I totally fit right in there!"
"Ya, suck on that, I cut you off and now I'm weaving again and thre's nothing you can do"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T just try to get in front of me...I"m going over 4 lanes, then coming back over to get 3 cars in front of you....that'll show you who's THE MAN!"
"GD this car gives me a boner!!"
 
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TheNinja said:
I have no idea about alkemyst actually. Is he a M3 owner? I just know from driving in traffic everyday, that the BMW M3 (or 3 series) drivers are THE biggest pricks on the road. They all think they are professional drivers and have super fast high end cars as they try to weave around in traffic and cut in front of people at the last minute. The 5 and 7 series drivers are nowhere near as bad for some reason. It primarily seems to be the M3 and 3 series drivers. I think it's usually middle aged business men that are trying to act more important than they actually are or going through a mid life crisis or something.

I always picture them talking to themselves in the car saying things like

"Awww yeah....that was a sweet move...I totally fit right in there!"
"Ya, suck on that, I cut you off and now I'm weaving again and thre's nothing you can do"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T just try to get in front of me...I"m going over 4 lanes, then coming back over to get 3 cars in front of you....that'll show you who's THE MAN!"
"GD this car gives me a boner!!"
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Shouldn't surprise you that he owns one, then.
 
I think not enough information is provided in the article to really figure out what this is about. I think that the way the story is written has just sensationalized things.

There are 2 types of sustained erections (priapism) - low flow and high flow.

High flow priapism is usually caused by an arteriovenous fistula created by trauma.

It's possible that somehow the motorcycle may have caused perineal trauma which resulted in the persistent erection. This may be a legitimate case.
 
Lenine said:
I think not enough information is provided in the article to really figure out what this is about. I think that the way the story is written has just sensationalized things.

There are 2 types of sustained erections (priapism) - low flow and high flow.

High flow priapism is usually caused by an arteriovenous fistula created by trauma.

It's possible that somehow the motorcycle may have caused perineal trauma which resulted in the persistent erection. This may be a legitimate case.
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pretty sure non oem equipment is not BMW's responsibility.
 
TheNinja said:
I have no idea about alkemyst actually. Is he a M3 owner? I just know from driving in traffic everyday, that the BMW M3 (or 3 series) drivers are THE biggest pricks on the road. They all think they are professional drivers and have super fast high end cars as they try to weave around in traffic and cut in front of people at the last minute. The 5 and 7 series drivers are nowhere near as bad for some reason. It primarily seems to be the M3 and 3 series drivers. I think it's usually middle aged business men that are trying to act more important than they actually are or going through a mid life crisis or something.

I always picture them talking to themselves in the car saying things like

"Awww yeah....that was a sweet move...I totally fit right in there!"
"Ya, suck on that, I cut you off and now I'm weaving again and thre's nothing you can do"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T just try to get in front of me...I"m going over 4 lanes, then coming back over to get 3 cars in front of you....that'll show you who's THE MAN!"
"GD this car gives me a boner!!"
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I am willing to bet you are in the lower 50%ile in income, as such those on the road in their fancy cars you hate are indeed MUCH more important than you.

The rest of your post is delusional.
 
Lenine said:
Well he is also suing the seatmaker. And maybe some property of the bike itself caused it to be harmful.
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dunno about the seat, but I doubt the bike is that much different that the other 10 million bikes on the road. Other than price.
 
Gibsons said:
dunno about the seat, but I doubt the bike is that much different that the other 10 million bikes on the road. Other than price.
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Yeah bro, true dat...a honda civic is probably 99.9999% the same as a bmw m3, porsche GT3 and even a venryon. People are insane to think otherwise.

*fist pump and chest bump*
 
alkemyst said:
I am willing to bet you are in the lower 50%ile in income, as such those on the road in their fancy cars you hate are indeed MUCH more important than you.

The rest of your post is delusional.
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You'd lose that bet and the only thing delusional in here is you....BAM!
 
alkemyst said:
Yeah bro, true dat...a honda civic is probably 99.9999% the same as a bmw m3, porsche GT3 and even a venryon. People are insane to think otherwise.

*fist pump and chest bump*
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I was specifically talking about its ability to cause the damages claimed. Maybe just owning a BMW makes you a raging cockhead.
 
TheNinja said:
I have no idea about alkemyst actually. Is he a M3 owner? I just know from driving in traffic everyday, that the BMW M3 (or 3 series) drivers are THE biggest pricks on the road. They all think they are professional drivers and have super fast high end cars as they try to weave around in traffic and cut in front of people at the last minute. The 5 and 7 series drivers are nowhere near as bad for some reason. It primarily seems to be the M3 and 3 series drivers. I think it's usually middle aged business men that are trying to act more important than they actually are or going through a mid life crisis or something.

I always picture them talking to themselves in the car saying things like

"Awww yeah....that was a sweet move...I totally fit right in there!"
"Ya, suck on that, I cut you off and now I'm weaving again and thre's nothing you can do"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T just try to get in front of me...I"m going over 4 lanes, then coming back over to get 3 cars in front of you....that'll show you who's THE MAN!"
"GD this car gives me a boner!!"
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I see what you did there. Love it :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
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