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What the heck is the difference between all those rules?? The product rule, quotient rule, power rule, the sum and difference rule, and the chain rule. Also there's implicit differentiation.
How am I supposed to know when to use which rule?? You can see how lost I am.
And what's that dy/dx thing? Ah geez.. I'm so screwed. 
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If you haven't taken pre-calculus yet, then I would say try taking that first. Otherwise, it should have placed some sort of foundation for you to get to calculus - limit definition of a derivate, for example.
All those rules are designed to help you take derivatives without needing to do it the long way (with the limit definition). Each is applied for a different expression type. To take the derivative (with respect to x) of x^2, you don't use a hard-and-fast-rule, you just say that it's 2x. However, if it were something like (x+1)(x-3), you COULD use the product rule here, instead of multiplying it out. I know it's not as efficient, but it might be a good idea to try it, just to make sure you get the hang of it. Then, multiply the thing out first, and then take a convential derivative. They should be equal.
Quotient rule would be for something like (x+1)/(x^2 + 3).
Power rule... oh, sorry, was d[x^2] power rule? I forget. Well, then that might be the power rule, but I can't remember for sure. Moving on...
Skip that... Skip that... (sorry, can't remember the names for all of these - I'm very bad at memorizing the 'names' of the rules)
Chain rule is for when you have a function of a function - something like sin(x^2). You know that derivative of sin(x) is cos(x), but what about sin(x^2)? Here, you need the chain rule, so the answer is cos(x^2) *
2x.
Implicit differentiation, IMO, sucks, since you have some screwed up equation with x's and y's all over the place, and you can't solve it in terms of y OR in terms of x. Thus, you are forced to implicitly differentiate, which involves taking each term individually and differentiating it. I think.
And finally, dy/dx just means take the derivative of the function y in terms of x. For instance, if y = x^2, then dy/dx is 2x. Mathematicians just really like to use a lot of different notations for the same thing. I've also seen d/dx, and also y'.
If you like history, I think the reason this happened was because calculus was developed independently at the same time (Newton and Liebniz, I think), and different people used different notation to do the same thing.
Other than that, I think what other people have said about general math study is good... Just work hard at it, and getting a tutor is also a good idea. Study groups are also useful.