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bwah haha, I didn't know people needed to be warned about everything

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Jerboy

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I dunno if it's just me, but the precautionary statement on a 20oz bottle of A&W Cream Soda bottle cracked me up. I guess people needs to be warned about everything like a child, because otherwise they'd sue.

It says:

"WARNING CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY BLOW OFF CAUSING EYE OR OTHER SERIOUS INJURY. POINT AWAY FROM FACE AND PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY WHILE OPENING.", they're all in capital and WARNING is emphasized..
 
Yeah, all pop bottles say that.. lol

I've never had one "pop" off, though.
 


<< "....and this one time.. at band camp....." >>




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That was too much.
 


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<< "....and this one time.. at band camp....." >>




BWWWwwhahhah....muhahahahah...hahahah...LOL ...ROFLMAO....ROFLMAOPIMP....


That was too much. >>



I swear I have a copy of American Pie on VHS. If I can find it, I'm watching it tonight 😀
 
I have a better one for you:

The claymore mines that the military uses. You have to be well trained to use them, so you would know which direction it's going to fire. On the front of the mines it says "this end towards enemy"
😀
 
What I always found funny is if you go to a AM PM and get a hamburger the inside center of the foil wrapper has a circle drawn around it which says "PLACE HAMBURGER HERE"... Its not really a warning but shows how dumb some must be.
 
The best one I've heard of (but can't prove) is the Superman halloween costume with the warning label: "WARNING! Cape does not enable wearer to fly."
 
As a firm believer that the average person is just pain stupid.... When products are first sold, do you think they have those labels? It is when the bright person sticks objects A into hole B and sues because it really hurts to have it removed. "But there was no warning saying that this object wasn't supposed to be crammed in hole B."
 
really, the windex bottle says, do not eat. or something like that. why would anyone eat that. really. those people deserve to be eliminated from the gene pool.
 
Eli wrote:



<< Yeah, all pop bottles say that.. lol >>




No they don't. Minutemaid 20oz, Fanta Pinenapple 2 liter, Coke 2 liter, Pepsi Twist 24oz or Coke 20oz don't mention a word about it.

A&W has this writing along with a symbol that has exclamation point inside a triangle.



 
EXACTLY THE POINT.....
They got sued sometime in the past when Uncle D!psh!t wasn't paying attention, shook the bottle a little too much and the top came off and he got some in his eyes. I am surpirsed that a #2 pencil doesn't have a warning that the end may be pointy and if lodged into eye, may hurt and impare vision.
 
lol, pretty soon they will put warnings on everything, including things like firecrackers.... wait, I think I can read something that looks like warning on the package, but it is too burnt to tell for sure... hmm.... 🙂
 
There're several websites with these warning messages (don't have any links handy but I'm sure a Google search will turn up a few).

One message has struck me. There's a small radio that's advertised that it can be used in the bathroom, even in the shower stall. However, the warning tag reads not for use in bathrooms! 😕
 


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<< "....and this one time.. at band camp....." >>

BWWWwwhahhah....muhahahahah...hahahah...LOL ...ROFLMAO....ROFLMAOPIMP.... That was too much. >>

I swear I have a copy of American Pie on VHS. If I can find it, I'm watching it tonight 😀 >>



2CD DivX4 😀
 


<< On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read:
"WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!"

We once bought a grocery store pizza and the instruction were on the bottom, so we turned it upside down to see how long to cook it etc., and low and behold the first instruction was DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!

Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice?

My bathroom has inadequate ventilation and therefore, develops mold spots in the lower corners. I attempted to purchase a cleaner specifically designed to remove bathroom mold deposits. The directions on the product label stated, "Only use in well ventilated areas."

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!

On a bottle of hand lotion: Warning: Starts healing skin on contact.

On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Microwave popcorn is packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it. Direction #1 is Remove plastic.

On a television commercial that says it cleans dentures 4 times better. Below in small print it said "Lab test: (their product) vs. water.

On a television commercial I saw it said they their denture paste was better than any other. BELOW IT, it said in small letters, vs. using no adhesive.

I have a full-face motorcycle helmet with a giant arrow pointing to the front. I can only guess that some idiot put the helmet on backwards, jumped on a bike and hurt himself. This is to protect to manufacturer from future lawsuits.

One day I went to a wall-mart out of state and I went to buy a blow dryer when I read the warnings it said "DO NOT BLOW DRY IN SLEEP"

Seen on the back of a drink bottle label: "Do not peel label off."

On a Band-Aid box: "For serious injuries, seek medical attention."

On a can of powdered infant formula: "Mix with water before serving." Like I'm going to spoon it to my baby dry!

This stupid label was found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner: "Safe for carpets, too!"

This label was found on the BOTTOM of a box of glass ornaments: "Do not turn upside down."

On a box of Frosted Cheerio's, the logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

On a plastic orange juice can: "100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate."

I once saw an ad for some type of contest on a candy bar. The wrapper said "No purchase necessary - Details Inside."

Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos: Dip chips in cheese and salsa.

The golf carts on the course I worked at have warning labels saying, "Not for highway use."

On Clorox Fresh Care: (for cleaning out odors from fabric) "Safe to use in households with pets Warning: Fresh Care is NOT intended to be sprayed directly on pets."

While working at a large medical center in the Midwest, a construction worker was admitted with a large hammer sticking out of his head. Seems he was in an altercation with another gentleman. On the side of the hammer were the words, 'Use protective eyewear.'

On the back of the Pilots seat on NATO AWAC Aircraft (E-3A), is a sign that states: "Seat must be facing forward for take off and landing."

I came upon a bottle of children's cough medicine stating "Caution: May cause drowsiness; do not drive or operate heavy machinery"

On the label of Sterno is a warning that says, "Do not use near fire or flame." Check it out!

Seen on a container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium

Seen on computer instructions: Visit our site for further instructions. http://www.pc.com/pc/instructions.htm

On a hose nozzle there was a warning that said: "Do not spray into electrical outlet."

Seen on an industrial size washer in our local laundry establishment was the (large lettered) sign: "Warning: Do not put any person in this washer."

There is also a stroller on the market with the warning, "Remove child before folding."

I saw a car ad depicting cars driving in the water with fins like sharks. At the end of the ad in small letters it read: "Caution, do not drive underwater" >>



From HERE.
 
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