Buying Lingerie

gopunk

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i was just reading maxim, where they have a conversation with cosmo... and cosmo writes on the subject of men buying women lingerie:



<< Oh yeah, and you have to physically go out and buy it. No Victoria's Secret catalog. >>





and this reminded me of a time i had a female friend ask for a bra from victoria's secret... and she was adament in me physically going to the store to buy it, instead of ordering it online or something.

now i figured it was just my friend giving me a hard time because she wanted me to suffer through such an experience, but now i read that the editors of cosmo think the same way? is there a rational explanation for this requirement, or is this just women being sadistic?
 

Geekbabe

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yoiu've obviously never been invited along to VS by the right woman
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Russ

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This rule was instituted by the same secret group of ruling females who also created the profoundly confusing array of 2,233,147 different, strangely named varieties of Kotex and Tampons.

Russ, NCNE
 

XZeroII

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The only way you know if you are getting the right size (and color) is if you ask the employees to try them on ahead of time ;)
 

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<< The only way you know if you are getting the right size (and color) is if you ask the employees to try them on ahead of time ;) >>



:D
 

LukFilm

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Is going to VS supposed to be embarrassing for a man? I LOVE shopping there, especially if it's not for my secret cross-dressing rituals, but for a woman of my dreams. I like to chat with the clerks and stump them by asking seemingl embarrassing questions such as "Has a man ever walked in here and tried your bras on?" etc.
 

conjur

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I don't mind going in VS. That way, I can see/feel the material. I don't like stuff that's stiff or can get snagged if my hands are a bit rough if I've been working on stuff or something. Sometimes I take the Mrs...sometimes not.
 

DessertCart

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statistically, sadistic womens are less intelligent than non-sadistic women, but they are usually more fun in bed
 

Geekbabe

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<< statistically, sadistic womens are less intelligent than non-sadistic women, but they are usually more fun in bed >>




Hahahahaha, by Jove I think one of em here's got it !!!


<-- hasn't laughed this hard in days
 

tm37

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I refuse to buyu anymore lingrie for my wife she says it all makes her look fat:Q

I do read the VS catalog though for the articles!:D
 

mjquilly

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<< or is this just women being sadistic? >>



obviously. and the fact that women don't make sense at all. why do you think women like to get flowers? answer: they don't, they just like to know that they can get a man to spend however much money on something that has no practical use, can be found in the ground for free outside, and will be dead and gone in a week or so. damn they're evil....
 

Keego

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I'd love to buy something at VS but I'm sure as hell not going to buy it for me! and I don't have anyone else to buy for, so I guess that kind of counts me out!
 

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<< I do read the VS catalog though for the articles! >>


:D
 

Yeeny

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<< The only way you know if you are getting the right size (and color) is if you ask the employees to try them on ahead of time ;) >>



Boy..... I sure hope you meant the bra's, and not the Tampax/Kotex comment.

Ok, I need sleep! :D
 

blueghost75

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I have been in a VS store once, it was fun at the time, but when i thought back on it, I went in there with another guy and girl, who were bf/gf at the time, and two very disgusting ones at that. They were helping me get some clothes at old navy and such, then hey, there VS, lets go in there. I roamed around by myself, while they were looking at thongs. **shudder***

But I enjoyed the stuff I was looking at, and that is what counts. I avoid mentioning that excursion to any of my freinds, because they get grossed out when they hear those other two were in VS.

One of these days i will get a gf that will want me to go buy her something and I will do it with pleasure....:D