Buying a Segway

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Queasy

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Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: mflacy
It would be pretty easy to steal one. The people in my town that have them are all fat. You could speed away at 12 mph and they would never be able to catch you.

Tries to imagine a 'high-speed' Segway chase.

Seriously, some TV show needs to do a spoof like that.
I'm pretty sure Gob on Arrested Development has been chased by the cops on his Segway at least once.

I was thinking more along the lines of something like you see on "World's Scariest Police Chases". Have one guy fleeing on a Segway with three cop Segways pursuing. Eventually, the fleeing guy runs off an embankment or into a tree....or both! :D
 
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Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: mflacy
It would be pretty easy to steal one. The people in my town that have them are all fat. You could speed away at 12 mph and they would never be able to catch you.

Tries to imagine a 'high-speed' Segway chase.

Seriously, some TV show needs to do a spoof like that.
I'm pretty sure Gob on Arrested Development has been chased by the cops on his Segway at least once.

I was thinking more along the lines of something like you see on "World's Scariest Police Chases". Have one guy fleeing on a Segway with three cop Segways pursuing. Eventually, the fleeing guy runs off an embankment or into a tree....or both! :D

No, no, Anti-Segway spike strips. A big plank of wood that it can't climb. :D

- M4H
 

cjgallen

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Originally posted by: helo7050
I've been looking the segways lately and starting to want one. I'm starting to see a few of these in my city almost everyday. Would you buy one if you could? I think they run for around 5k.

I just bought a CAR for "around 5k."

Originally posted by: jjones
Originally posted by: Skoorb
No, they are freaking stupid and useless.

 

GTJoe

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The only time I every see riding one is after getting really drunk, and I mean stumbling around drunk, just to see what happens. Other then that, they are retarded!
 

Tiamat

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Walking is much healthier. Most of US is obese/overweight. The Segway in public hands would be an avenue for making this nation's health problems worse.

Segways can be usefull however, if you are in a large manufacturing plant, and have to get from point A to point B very quickly.
 

ts3433

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Not unless it can take me to Fresno in a very reasonable amount of time. The town I live in makes even Fresno seem like a vibrant, interesting place to be. :p

(EDIT: Plus, I need to get in shape and I know it.)
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: Schrodinger
I wouldn't buy one for $50. Seriously.

Oh I'd buy one for $50. Think about how sweet it would be to take it through the mall and stuff.
 

Eli

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They're only 4k now, for the low models.. lol

Sure, I'd get one if I was rich. Why not? It'd be fun.

Although a gasoline powered one would be much more so.
 

Eli

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All you people saying they're retarded are just plain dead wrong.

They're not retarded. They're retarded for the price.

If it was 1k, people would be singing a different tune.

People already pay $600+ for high end electric scooters, and it's much more technologically advanced.