HA, They halted trading again 
Anyway, this is my beautifully diversified portfolio, which has done well WITHOUT cheating:
Portfolio Summary:
(thots that you currently own shares of)
Thot Symbol:	# shares owned:	Trade Price:	Change:
SLDT 	(5 shares) 	$720.87 	+65.53
TWIT 	(60 shares) 	$592.65 	-120.54
GOOG 	(2 shares) 	$331.06 	-220.70
AT 	(600 shares) 	$72.53 	+24.18
STARBUCKS 	(1500 shares) 	$25.99 	0.00
TASER 	(51500 shares) 	$2.06 	+0.66
WIKIWIKI 	(8000 shares) 	$0.43 	+0.01
NYY 	(450 shares) 	$0.38 	+0.01
EGG 	(10000 shares) 	$0.26 	+0.05
VDKA 	(10000 shares) 	$0.19 	+0.01
GLOCK 	(5000 shares) 	$0.19 	+0.01
NEDM 	(25000 shares) 	$0.11 	+0.01
TWNTYFOUR 	(500 shares) 	$0.10 	0.00
SCO 	(60000 shares) 	$0.10 	0.00
BEEF 	(1000 shares) 	$0.09 	0.00
ARST 	(10000 shares) 	$0.08 	+0.01
TOMSHRDWR 	(10000 shares) 	$0.08 	+0.01
GUINNESS 	(5000 shares) 	$0.08 	+0.01
NUCLEAR 	(10000 shares) 	$0.07 	+0.01
GOOSE 	(10000 shares) 	$0.06 	+0.01
SCAR 	(30000 shares) 	$0.03 	0.00