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[Jschmuck2]

This just in: Pornography has huge IPO - stock prices soar!

 

[JBT]

ive got 98% of my stocks in AT. The rest I invested into l33t.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
This just in: Pornography has huge IPO - stock prices soar!

Only 50% public on that one..haha..you're going to make a killing

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
This just in: Pornography has huge IPO - stock prices soar!

Only 50% public on that one..haha..you're going to make a killing

I'm just giving the people what they want

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Great tips guys on buying the penny stocks. Just doubled my "investment." =)

H & K
Grey Goose

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: FreshCrabLegs
Great tips guys on buying the penny stocks. Just doubled my "investment." =)

*****H & K*****
Grey Goose

Thanks! :thumbsup:

 

[imported_Truenofan]

oh i gotta get into this, this is funny as hell.

edit: just bought 15 shares at 4.11 each, gotta look for more, more, more, more.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Isn't it? I ran out of money to make more IPOs. Don't worry - they'll keep coming.

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: Truenofan
oh i gotta get into this, this is funny as hell.

Please do.

And support AT stocks at least a little

My bank account is @ $3.80 yay...i've made about a buck & a half

 

[RandomFool]

I just had to buy some porn

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Isn't it? I ran out of money to make more IPOs. Don't worry - they'll keep coming.

I keep thinking of new ones to make, but I'm out of money. Perhaps in the morning..I should sleep sometime..

 

[Jschmuck2]

I'll cycle my profits into AT stock when my Porn and l337 investments pay off

 

[jlee]

How often does it update - hourly?

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
How often does it update - hourly?

Yeah i believe so.

I kinda wish i'd set my ownership of AT to be something better than 20% lol.

It's better for the public, but damn, it's gonna take forever to break even on it, since it's brings in cents only right now :laugh:

 

[imported_Truenofan]

i got money in at, vgcats, newegg, n64, cstrike, and engrish.com he he he.

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Originally posted by: Truenofan
i got money in at, vgcats, newegg, n64, cstrike, and engrish.com he he he.

Truenofan, are those penny stocks? If so, I'm sooo in! (In before 11:59 pm pst though.)

 

[imported_Truenofan]

lol, i just made 1.34 in only 30min man im good.

edit: woot, im almost up 2 bucks. if you guys can, buy into newegg right away, its going up pretty damn fast, seriously. went from just over 7, to 8.39 in an hour.

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: FreshCrabLegs

Originally posted by: Truenofan
i got money in at, vgcats, newegg, n64, cstrike, and engrish.com he he he.

Truenofan, are those penny stocks? If so, I'm sooo in! (In before 11:59 pm pst though.)

I see you just made Nasdaq?
http://www.thotmarket.com/thot.php?id=MTI3NDYwMzIuNDQ=

I'll jump in a for a few, since it's still 1 cent

Okay, so i just bought 92 shares to set my bank balance down to an even $2.00.

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Originally posted by: n7
I see you just made Nasdaq?
http://www.thotmarket.com/thot.php?id=MTI3NDYwMzIuNDQ=

I'll jump in a for a few, since it's still 1 cent

Okay, so i just bought 92 shares to set my bank balance down to an even $2.00.

No, it wasn't me that created the IPO, but I did buy 10,000 shares. I'll dump it when it hits $0.02.

I'm just watching the newly created Thots and just buying the penny ones, then selling it after 15 minutes of buying or them hitting 100% ROI.

BTW, I hate you n7 for showing me this site. =)

(AT for life. 15 shares at $4.11.)

 

[imported_Truenofan]

it wont let me buy anymore stocks in the nasdaq. gaaay, i can only buy 20 for some reason when i can easily buy 200 of em.

 

[n7]

Just added DailyTech
http://www.thotmarket.com/thot.php?id=MTI3NzgxOTIuMzI=

This time it's cheap!
$0.05/share

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Hot Tip: Is this 10 lbs?

1000 shares @ $0.01.

 

[n7]

Holy shit i just made a huge mistake.

I found one new IPO, Dr. Evil @ $0.00.

I forgot you can't buy again right away, so i only bought 1,000 shares.

I later realized the limit is 100,000.

I just made $10 instead of $1000 if that's how the math works

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Don't worry. The sweet spot for buying penny stocks is 5,000 shares. I didn't know this:

GAINS TAX
A GAINS TAX is imposed on trades that net a shareholder more than $100 in profit. The rate that is imposed depends on how much time has elapsed since the shares of that thot have been purchased. The gains tax rate decreases each hour after the last purchase was made until it settles at a fixed rate.

I tried to dump 10,000 shares of NASDAQ for $200.00, but the tax would have been $100.00.

 

[Coquito]

AT just hit a bump. Better tap into the kid's college fund.