I had forgotten that butter was going on the same time as the hitachi monitor incident. Now those were some interesting threads. The legalese and opinions expressed in them were a learning experience.
Butter part deux is sort of how I would imagine having sex with an ex would be. It's warm and comfortable and mostly satisfying but there just isn't a lot of excitement to it.
Don't step on butter.
-short version-
Little Johnny killed a butterfly. His father saw him do it and said "for that little Johhny you don't get any butter for a month".
A little while later his mother saw a cockroach in the kitchen and stepped on it.
Little Johnny looked up at his father and said "Dad, do you want to tell her or should I?".
-short version-
Little Johnny killed a butterfly. His father saw him do it and said "for that little Johhny you don't get any butter for a month".
A little while later his mother saw a cockroach in the kitchen and stepped on it.
Little Johnny looked up at his father and said "Dad, do you want to tell her or should I?".
LOL! but I heard it this way:
A married couple are golfing. The husband hit's his drive way left, and the wife slice's her shot off to the right of the fairway. The woman walks up to her ball and finds it laying in a patch of buttercups. She hits a nice shot, but then mother nature comes to her and says: "Because you have destroyed these buttercups, you will never like the taste of butter again. Every time you eat butter, you will feel sick."
The wife feels depressed, and calls out to her husband. He says "I found my ball." She asks where and he says "I found it in the pussy willows." She yells out "Don't hit the ball."
LOL 
OK, enough joking around. I have a VERY important question. You make a peanut butter and raspberry preserve sandwich on Italian bread. Do you put butter on the jelly side before the jelly, or no butter at all? My wife doesn't agree with the way I do it!
OK, enough joking around. I have a VERY important question. You make a peanut butter and raspberry preserve sandwich on Italian bread. Do you put butter on the jelly side before the jelly, or no butter at all? My wife doesn't agree with the way I do it!
No, butter on PBJ is awesome, but not too much. And yes.. you put the butter on the jelly side before the jelly.
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