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Originally posted by: FoBoT
remember the sienfeld where kramer buttered himself up and fell asleep on the roof?
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Wasn't he in the hot tub in his apartment and the power went out and also didn't Newman walk in and think Kramer was a big turkey?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Why is it when I saw the title for this thread I thought about the scene in the movie, Exit to Eden, where Paul Mercurio is rubbing butter on Dana Delany's umm chest and licking it off?
 
The original buter thread was more like this:

You know what really sucks? When people but putter in the fridge. You can't spread caold buttar! boo@ teh cold butterr, you can't heat it up eather caseue then it's a terrible mes. Buttar shoulds be left out in room tempurture!

and so on...and so forth....for what seemed like an eternaly long thread back then.

it was basically like seinfeld. A long assed thread about nothing.
 
Butter Haikus

Aterys clogging
spreading cholesterol bliss
coronary doom

whipped, melted, or spread
on bagles, toast, or cornbread
yum yum yum yum yum

buter is better
margerine just will not do
land o' lakes is great

OMGWTFBUTTERBBQ!
 
Originally posted by: gabemcg
Butter Haikus

Aterys clogging
spreading cholesterol bliss
coronary doom

whipped, melted, or spread
on bagles, toast, or cornbread
yum yum yum yum yum

buter is better
margerine just will not do
land o' lakes is great

OMGWTFBUTTERBBQ!
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*claps awkwardly*
 
Originally posted by: gabemcg
Butter Haikus

Aterys clogging
spreading cholesterol bliss
coronary doom

whipped, melted, or spread
on bagles, toast, or cornbread
yum yum yum yum yum

buter is better
margerine just will not do
land o' lakes is great

OMGWTFBUTTERBBQ!
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rofl.
 
Parkay is delusional and is nothing like Butter! Country Crock, Imperial, and some other Margarines come close, but only Butter is Butter.
 
Goes well with my one and only New Year's resolution, a resolution I am unlikely to fail at:

Eat more bacon.
 
I was informed this week that margerine, prior to the toxic process where they inject yellow dye, is black.

Yet one more reason to prefer butter.
 
Originally posted by: HotChic
I was informed this week that margerine, prior to the toxic process where they inject yellow dye, is black.

Yet one more reason to prefer butter.
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:barf;
 
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle

It's got that lightly salted pure buttery butter flavor. The finest margarine can only look on with envious longing to even hope to compete with the worst creamery butter.

Plus, you can do a fun trick with the Land O' Lakes box.
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Learn ye now the lore of butter and boobies.

*Link contains nude butter boxes and may not be safe for work if your boss is lactose intolerant.*[/quote]

Those are two good things butter and fake naked women boobs
 
didnt the original have pictures enable in the post? I remember opening that thread up killed the dial up i was on.

Long live the ORIGINAL butter thread.
 
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