Butter in a toothpaste container

[Howard]

Originally posted by: HN

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: HN
dude, pre-sliced butter squares wrapped individually like kraft american cheese slices.

(just a small footnote referencing me on your A+ project will be fine. thank you)

They already have those.

damn.
alright, alright, how 'bout a heated butter knife?

They have those too. But their labels don't say "butter" on them.

EDIT: Perhaps you should try using the tungsten wire in light bulbs to cut your butter.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Butter transubstantiation. A process by which substance of the butter is altered to have no calorie or fat content while retaining all the aspects of the butter that are perceptible to the senses.

 

[Tom]

you know those car wax tins with a sponge applicator ?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Butter transubstantiation. A process by which substance of the butter is altered to have no calorie or fat content while retaining all the aspects of the butter that are perceptible to the senses.

You forgot to mention the part where the butter becomes CHRIST.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Butter transubstantiation. A process by which substance of the butter is altered to have no calorie or fat content while retaining all the aspects of the butter that are perceptible to the senses.

You forgot to mention the part where the butter becomes CHRIST.

Depends on whether you think christ has calorie or fat content.

Edit: Transubstantiation can apply in a non-religous context.

3 entries found for Transubstantiation.
tran·sub·stan·ti·a·tion Audio pronunciation of "Transubstantiation" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trnsb-stnsh-shn)
n.

1. Conversion of one substance into another.
2. In many Christian churches, the doctrine holding that the bread and wine of the Eucharist are transformed into the body and blood of Jesus, although their appearances remain the same.

 

[Fern]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
they make tomato paste in squeeze tubes....

Mayonaise too.

 

[Fern]

Originally posted by: Wall7486
The truth is, I need to think of a new innovation using butter for a marketing project. Very stressful because butter has been around for a few hundred years and any ideas I can think of probably exists already.

Butter flavored toothpaste?

That way, having toast in the morning serves two purposes - breakfast & tooth brushing simultaneously (your teeth are brushed as you eat the toast 😉 ) Just the thing for todays fast paced lifestyles