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Originally posted by: Jadow
I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
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I would have just taken a butt shower after each poop session. Problem solved.
 
Originally posted by: Jadow
I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
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Good lord Suzie... There are so many jokes involving your sex life to be made but really... It was that bad and you suffered for five days rather than go to the corner store and buy some proper, 'princess and the pea' approved toilet paper? $3.99 and you could have ended your misery.

So what do we now know about Jadow... He has a very sensitive ass and he has no common sense. Admit it... You're really Lindsay Lohan.
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I find the Wet Ones Flushable Wipes to be an absolute must after wiping.
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Yes, they are great, but how do you sneak them into the office restroom? Carry a backpack with you? That will look like you are camping in the stall. And I refuse to carry a fannypack.
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A touch of lotion on top of cheap 1-ply TP works wonders in offices/hotels/etc...

Only do in on the first round or two of wiping. After that, very gently do an "extra" round that is just to remove any remaining excess lotion.
 
Originally posted by: lxskllr
I've been using single ply paper(mostly Marcal) for 20 years. I hate puffy rip prone toilet paper.
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How are you guys wiping that you rip toilet paper? Do you use it one square at a time, or what?
 
you were in a Marriott and they had crappy TP? Wow. I was at one in Halifax and felt like I was affiliated with the Queen of England or something.

Though I'm actually a fan of the cheaper patternless TP, it's usually stronger and there hairs don't get caught in the patterns, causing it to rip.
 
It occasionally takes me upwards of 40-50 wipes to get clean. Premium TP is a must.

I suffer from frequent runny bum.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
In the future, I suggest you request a room with a bidet so that you can clean your vagina properly.
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Seriously, it sounds like a bunch of whiny women in this thread. I bet some of you make nests on the toilet too.
 
Originally posted by: Jadow
Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.
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how much did you shit in 5 days that you're rubbed raw?

seriously.. see a doctor for that.

once a day.. maybe 5-7 wipes each.. would only be 35 or so wipes.

if your ass is raw from that.. you're either a pansy.. or you wipe waaay too hard (unresolved gay issue?)

 
you shouldn't try to rub clean with single ply😛 only do initial clean then damp down the second to final wipes with water ...cleans much better that way without sand papering your butthole to hell.
 
Originally posted by: Scouzer
It occasionally takes me upwards of 40-50 wipes to get clean. Premium TP is a must.

I suffer from frequent runny bum.
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Dude... if it's taking that many wipes something is leaking somewhere. :Q
 
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: Scouzer
It occasionally takes me upwards of 40-50 wipes to get clean. Premium TP is a must.

I suffer from frequent runny bum.
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might wanna try a tampon up there
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i know your kidding, but it certainly has crossed my mind
 
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: guyver01

once a day.. maybe 5-7 wipes each..
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I fucking wish.
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lol.. i wasn't saying that everyone goes once a day, and wipes 5-7 times. lol
sometimes it's runny 😉 and needs more wipes..

sometimes ya eat taco bell.. and use up a roll at a time 😉

and some days, ya have those poops that only need 2 wipes lol

 
I use anything and everything. If it gets so bad that you actually experience discomfort, get some Aloe Vera and apply liberally. Yes, you have to stick your hand between your ass cheeks to do this. You will survive. If you feel a sudden burning sensation, don't be alarmed. Means the AV is doing it's job.

Also, you guys are wiping WAY too hard if you're getting the OP's kind of irritation. I generally wipe for about 5 seconds. 2-3 swipes is all it takes. The idea is to get rid of the remaining shit, not sterilize the area. If your shit is particulate, eat more fiber.
 
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