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Jadow

Jadow

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Feb 12, 2003
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I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
 
Sentrosi2121

Sentrosi2121

Platinum Member
Aug 8, 2004
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"Everybody keeps telling me how surprised they are with what I've done. But I'm telling you honestly that it doesn't surprise me. I knew I could do it." - Patrick Ewing
 
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Mojoed

Diamond Member
Jul 20, 2004
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Wow, you've got a pussy-ass ass! :D

Been using the single-ply Scotts for as long as I can remember. The plush/soft brands you mention always seem to bust through for me. :(
 
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paulney

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Sep 24, 2003
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I hate double ply - it tears and breaks too easily. Give me some cheap one-ply that's like a fine grit sandpaper - that's where it's at.
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

Elite Member
Dec 18, 2001
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Perhaps you shouldn't wipe yourself as if you're trying to remove the first few layers of anal membrane. :confused:
 
destrekor

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: Jadow
I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
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try a month using either a portapotty or toilets in the barracks (both with the same shitty 1 ply paper).

Raw does not begin to describe the situation. Getting home, my throne really felt like I was royalty getting pampered. :D
 
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paulney

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Sep 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: Jadow
I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
Click to expand...

try a month using either a portapotty or toilets in the barracks (both with the same shitty 1 ply paper).

Raw does not begin to describe the situation. Getting home, my throne really felt like I was royalty getting pampered. :D
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You mean there's no personal bidet in the barracks? Hmmm, recruiter told me otherwise.
 
Krynj

Krynj

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Jun 21, 2006
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I find the Wet Ones Flushable Wipes to be an absolute must after wiping.
 
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paulney

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Sep 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I find the Wet Ones Flushable Wipes to be an absolute must after wiping.
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Yes, they are great, but how do you sneak them into the office restroom? Carry a backpack with you? That will look like you are camping in the stall. And I refuse to carry a fannypack.
 
IEC

IEC

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Jun 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: Jadow
I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
Click to expand...

try a month using either a portapotty or toilets in the barracks (both with the same shitty 1 ply paper).

Raw does not begin to describe the situation. Getting home, my throne really felt like I was royalty getting pampered. :D
Click to expand...

I used the shitty Scott single ply for four years in college, because that's what was provided in the dorm restrooms. I am barracks-tough. ;)
 
destrekor

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: Jadow
I feel like I was just raped by Patrick Ewing!

Spent the last 5 nights at a hotel and they had SCOTT SINGLE PLY toilet paper. Finally home and started really feeling the pain today. My ass has been pretty much rubbed raw, thank god I'm finally home and back with my Charmin Ultra Soft.

Seriously, TP is one of the few things that I absolutely can not be cheap about. Charmin or Cottenelle are a MUST in my house, and any place that doesn't offer that offends me.

FU Courtyard by Marriott!
Click to expand...

try a month using either a portapotty or toilets in the barracks (both with the same shitty 1 ply paper).

Raw does not begin to describe the situation. Getting home, my throne really felt like I was royalty getting pampered. :D
Click to expand...

I used the shitty Scott single ply for four years in college, because that's what was provided in the dorm restrooms. I am barracks-tough. ;)
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:laugh:

I must say, a month is nothing compared to more lengthy training. So I cannot complain.

I've always had the benefit of personal restrooms in dorms. Dorm freshman year was a triple with a very run-down, but yet in-room bathroom with small shower.
Last two years (and next year) I've been in an apartment-style dorm, with the two two-person rooms having very nice bathrooms. Get to buy our own, and we treat our rear. :D
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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I've been using single ply paper(mostly Marcal) for 20 years. I hate puffy rip prone toilet paper.
 
Newbian

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
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If the decent stuff is ripping for you guys you are shoving it up way to far.
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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In the future, I suggest you request a room with a bidet so that you can clean your vagina properly.
 
Newbian

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
In the future, I suggest you request a room with a bidet so that you can clean your vagina properly.
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Wait.... you crap out of your vagina now? :Q
 
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