Butt Gaskets

[jagec]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: toolboxolio
If I wanted someone else's piss and crap on me.... it's going to be a woman's.


I hover if I can... but usually clean off the seat completely.

Can't believe how gross people are when it comes to the sanctity of their butt.

interesting, tell us more.

He is a woman?

 

[Fayd]

i always wipe off the seat with the supplied paper towel, then lay down a butt gasket and some toilet paper at the ends where the butt gasket doesnt quite reach.

 

[classy]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
I use 3

I grab 2 and wipe off the seat then stuff it in the water so I don't get any poop splash, then the third goes on the seat.

I do something similar. I spray the seat with disinfectant if available and then I wipe the seat with a paper towel. I'll hit the floor with some disinfectant if it looks like someone peed on the floor. And I make sure not to let my belt or pants touch the floor when I squat. Then I take a big wad of toilet paper and set it up under the seat in the front to cover up the open spot of the toilet seat. Then put some toilet paper in the bowl to prevent splash, then use 2 covers. My pee pee, butt cheeks, and my corn hole are completely protected. Kinda of a pain when I gotta go real bad, but in those situations I just wait till the bowel pains break for a moment then I go through my routine of setting up the toilet.

 

[imported_weadjust]

I always use a butt gasket. I even take a bunch of extras for home use.

 

[Anubis]

i can honestly say that iv enever used one

 

[dug777]

i don't know what the hell you are talking about.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dug777
i don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Geosh!tties so you may have to drag and drop.
http://www.geocities.com/pr_avatars/06_29_06_0024.jpg

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dug777
i don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Geosh!tties so you may have to drag and drop.
http://www.geocities.com/pr_avatars/06_29_06_0024.jpg

Awesome :thumbsup:

So they're some kind of cute little paper butt-hat you put on if you're scared of the dunny?

 

[Fayd]

google image search on "butt gasket" doesnt yield any pics of what i'd consider a butt gasket.

 

[tfinch2]

Butt gasket = underwear lining that keeps the sh!t from dripping down your leg when you drop a deuce in your pants?

 

[imported_cheapdude]

You can always use the floor.

 

[ntdz]

I always use one in public restrooms.

 

[melchoir]

9 paper towels + 1 Gasket.

3 Paper Towels = Soap + Tiny bit of water, apply to seat.
3 Paper Towels = Water, rinse off seat.
3 Paper Towels = Dry off seat.
1 Gasket..

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: melchoir
9 paper towels + 1 Gasket.

3 Paper Towels = Soap + Tiny bit of water, apply to seat.
3 Paper Towels = Water, rinse off seat.
3 Paper Towels = Dry off seat.
1 Gasket..

WTF? Paranoid much?

Ironically you'll probably die of a freak infection from a public toilet.

 

[melchoir]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: melchoir
9 paper towels + 1 Gasket.

3 Paper Towels = Soap + Tiny bit of water, apply to seat.
3 Paper Towels = Water, rinse off seat.
3 Paper Towels = Dry off seat.
1 Gasket..

WTF? Paranoid much?

Ironically you'll probably die of a freak infection from a public toilet.

I actually just asked my g/f if she used them, and she said not usually.
I guess I just work with gross people.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
That's what those are for??? I thought they were free cowboy hats :|

:laugh:

and Yes, if available.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: melchoir
9 paper towels + 1 Gasket.

3 Paper Towels = Soap + Tiny bit of water, apply to seat.
3 Paper Towels = Water, rinse off seat.
3 Paper Towels = Dry off seat.
1 Gasket..

I find myself doing that too if I need to sit on a public restroom and make a poopy. I can't believe that people can actually get so much waste on the freaking toilet seat; makes you wonder what their toilets at home look like.

 

[amicold]

I don't use public restrooms to number two. Not sure if it's OCD, but they're just gross.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: toolboxolio
If I wanted someone else's piss and crap on me.... it's going to be a woman's.


I hover if I can... but usually clean off the seat completely.

Can't believe how gross people are when it comes to the sanctity of their butt.

And THAT is why the lid gets as messy as it does.

 

[toolboxolio]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: toolboxolio
If I wanted someone else's piss and crap on me.... it's going to be a woman's.


I hover if I can... but usually clean off the seat completely.

Can't believe how gross people are when it comes to the sanctity of their butt.

And THAT is why the lid gets as messy as it does.

maybe if you ****** like a broken firehose.... I tend to crap with precision.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Theres an episode of Bullshit on this topic. Butts are cleaner than hands

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Theres an episode of Bullshit on this topic. Butts are cleaner than hands

whats that?

 

[Paddington]

When I was in college I always laid down the toilet seats with toilet paper.

 

[funboy6942]

I dont use public bathrooms to poop in, no way no how, unless it is explosive I will hold it till I get home.
I have my bodily functions trained to always go upon first waking up every morning, that way Im either at home, or in a motel bathroom, having to do my doodty. After the morning is done I will not go for the rest of the day other then pee.