Butt / Face Soap

mugs

Lifer
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... does anyone actually rub a bar of soap in their butt crack when they're taking a shower?
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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That is why, at an early age, I worked out a routine when showering...

Hair, face, arms, chest, back, legs, arm pits, feet, crotchables. Supreme cleanliness.
 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: mugs
... does anyone actually rub a bar of soap in their butt crack when they're taking a shower?

Ummm, no. Some people might have a fetish for it, however. :)

 

CKent

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Lol... I don't have to worry, I always save the questionable regions for last when I shower... and I only use a washcloth once before laundering it, for that matter.
 

chrisms

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Originally posted by: ballmode
man if you pulled an acemcmac and that was your last post


I'd have to LOFFLE

Yea, don't pull a get hit by drunk dumbass and die. HAHAHAH LOLZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY
 

EGGO

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I guess I don't have to worry. I start on my stomach and I use a loofah.
 

compuwiz1

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Oh, and pump body wash might be the way to go.
The reality of it is, I'm not in a rush to go buy some Butt Face soap.
 

ISAslot

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maybe i've been doing it wrong, but the bar of soap never comes in contact with my body.

soap -> washcloth -> body
 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: ISAslot
maybe i've been doing it wrong, but the bar of soap never comes in contact with my body.

soap -> washcloth -> body

At some point, you must resoap the cloth, so your methodology is flawed.
The cloth will trap more buttliness, than the soap.

 

CKent

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Originally posted by: ballmode
man if you pulled an acemcmac and that was your last post


I'd have to LOFFLE

:confused:

You just stupid or something?
 

akshatp

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Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
That is why, at an early age, I worked out a routine when showering...

Hair, face, arms, chest, back, legs, arm pits, feet, crotchables. Supreme cleanliness.

This works great! Until you shower tomorrow... At that point, the soap with your now dried up "crotchables" on it is headed straight for your face!
 

clickynext

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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
That is why, at an early age, I worked out a routine when showering...

Hair, face, arms, chest, back, legs, arm pits, feet, crotchables. Supreme cleanliness.

This works great! Until you shower tomorrow... At that point, the soap with your now dried up "crotchables" on it is headed straight for your face!

Haha, yeah, gotta hate how tomorrow's not really a brand new day, eh!??!
 

2Xtreme21

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I lather my hands up with the bar of soap and go from there. Have I been doing it wrong for the past 19 years?
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
That is why, at an early age, I worked out a routine when showering...

Hair, face, arms, chest, back, legs, arm pits, feet, crotchables. Supreme cleanliness.

This works great! Until you shower tomorrow... At that point, the soap with your now dried up "crotchables" on it is headed straight for your face!

Guess I should have mentioned that there was a wash rag in use that gets changed after every shower.

Dried crotchables... lmao :laugh:

<----- Woot! 3000 posts in only 5+ years!
 

akshatp

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Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
That is why, at an early age, I worked out a routine when showering...

Hair, face, arms, chest, back, legs, arm pits, feet, crotchables. Supreme cleanliness.

This works great! Until you shower tomorrow... At that point, the soap with your now dried up "crotchables" on it is headed straight for your face!

Guess I should have mentioned that there was a wash rag in use that gets changed after every shower.

Dried crotchables... lmao :laugh:

<----- Woot! 3000 posts in only 5+ years!

Congrats on 3K. And on the use of a new wash cloth daily!
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Originally posted by: akshatp
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
That is why, at an early age, I worked out a routine when showering...

Hair, face, arms, chest, back, legs, arm pits, feet, crotchables. Supreme cleanliness.

This works great! Until you shower tomorrow... At that point, the soap with your now dried up "crotchables" on it is headed straight for your face!

Guess I should have mentioned that there was a wash rag in use that gets changed after every shower.

Dried crotchables... lmao :laugh:

<----- Woot! 3000 posts in only 5+ years!

Congrats on 3K. And on the use of a new wash cloth daily!

Thanks, man! :)

 

bleeb

Lifer
Feb 3, 2000
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Just lather with your hand and use the bubbles and your hand.. don't retouch the soap until after you've rinsed. problem solved.
 

Mrvile

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Or you could just rinse the soap off after you've washed everything...

Cmon guys. It's soap.