BUSTED! Businessman's "boobie carwash" screensaver goes off during presentation

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zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: Baked
Damn, those are some giant knockers.

That's what I was going to say. No German has them that big. Looks like it might have been a black chick. Maybe he has jungle fever.
 

gorcorps

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Jul 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: BoomerD
As embarrassing as that is...I don't think it's any worse than this one:
http://www.modbee.com/weird/story/686717.html

Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle
The Associated Press

"LONDON -- Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.

"One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates - and lots of windows opened up," witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper.

"The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom."

Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said.

Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and given a written warning about outraging public decency.

The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment about what had happened.



IIRC,the original story I saw said one was an American businessman/woman, the other was a respected British businessperson. :shocked:

That story doesn't sound embarrassing at all. They obviously knew what they were doing and didn't care to be in public. The OP on the other hand is QUITE embarrassing, as it's unexpected.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: gorcorps

That story doesn't sound embarrassing at all. They obviously knew what they were doing and didn't care to be in public. The OP on the other hand is QUITE embarrassing, as it's unexpected.

As I read it, they were both drunk as hell...and didn't KNOW where they actually were. Both were arrested...I can't imagine this will go over well with their companies. The fellow in the op knew he had such porn on his computer...not like that part was any surprise.
 

LtPage1

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Kudos to the presenter, though- he didn't break stride as soon as he noticed, and switched it off (or would have, if he hadn't tried to aim the remote at the screen).
 

0roo0roo

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i do kinda want the screen saver though

why is it ruined with tittolin? code? wtf is taht.
 

SirStev0

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One of my classes had a presentation that the Freshies had to give at the end of the semester. Just had to be a quick 5 minute thing. It was a intro course for my one minor, so I was the badass senior who sat in the back and bullshitted with the TA (who had other classes with me).

Kid stands up, puts in flash drive, folder opens full of porn. He quick pulls it out. Tries some valiant attempts to open it with out opening the folder. Gives up and just sits down.
Next kid stands up. Puts in flash drive. No Joke. Folder opens it is full of porn. This kid just laughs it off and says "Holy shit, I can't believe that just happened twice in a row" or something like that. Then he starts scrolling through looking for his presentation. Makes another comment about it being his roommates and he'll have to check it out more later.

Moral of the story. Don't use your porn flash drive for school presentations.
 

ja1484

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We're talking about Europeans here people. I doubt anyone cared all that much.