Businessman Decapitates Himself in Sports Car Suicide

[ConstipatedVigilante]

This guy's the man.

 

[dawp]

Why the hell do ya'll blame the wife, For all we know, and judging by the way he offed himself and all, he was a real asshole and totally controlling. You don't get that rich just by sitting on your ass unless you inherit it. They worked together before getting married and I don't think they went into the marriage totally blind. Only a completely unhinged person would kill themselves rather than deal with the consequences of their actions. Just don't assume it was all her fault the marriage failed.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: weadjust


Phillip Rogers, the coroner assigned to the case, ruled the cause of death as decapitation.

Do they really need a coroner's opinion in this case? I would be annoyed if I was a coroner and they called me to the scene just for that...

What if the coroner found a lethal dose of X-Drug in his system that was going to kill him anyway, but they used the decapitation as a cover up.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: weadjust


Phillip Rogers, the coroner assigned to the case, ruled the cause of death as decapitation.

Do they really need a coroner's opinion in this case? I would be annoyed if I was a coroner and they called me to the scene just for that...

What if the coroner found a lethal dose of X-Drug in his system that was going to kill him anyway, but they used the decapitation as a cover up.

X-drug? Is that what made him so X-treme? Suicide... TO THE EXTREME!

 

[kevman]

Originally posted by: dawp
Why the hell do ya'll blame the wife, For all we know, and judging by the way he offed himself and all, he was a real asshole and totally controlling. You don't get that rich just by sitting on your ass unless you inherit it. They worked together before getting married and I don't think they went into the marriage totally blind. Only a completely unhinged person would kill themselves rather than deal with the consequences of their actions. Just don't assume it was all her fault the marriage failed.

the bitch drove him so crazy that he had to decapitate himself, nuff said!!!!!!!

 

[dawp]

Originally posted by: kevman

Originally posted by: dawp
Why the hell do ya'll blame the wife, For all we know, and judging by the way he offed himself and all, he was a real asshole and totally controlling. You don't get that rich just by sitting on your ass unless you inherit it. They worked together before getting married and I don't think they went into the marriage totally blind. Only a completely unhinged person would kill themselves rather than deal with the consequences of their actions. Just don't assume it was all her fault the marriage failed.

the bitch drove him so crazy that he had to decapitate himself, nuff said!!!!!!!

I don't care how crazy she is, I wouldn't kill myself to get back at her. problems are temporary, death is not.

 

[AstroManLuca]

This man is an fucking hero.

 

[imported_Baloo]

pics?

 

[dighn]

that's a pretty damn creative way to go, I gotta say 😕

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: TehMac

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Boy, he showed her. 😕

Judging by her pic, he did show her. She looked pretty pissed off. Serves her right.

Except he's dead.

She's probably soon to follow. Seeing as how she seems to have baked herself in the fiery core of the sun, skin cancer can't be too far off.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
This guy's the man.

😕

 

[ric1287]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ric1287

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: ric1287

hahahah, yes. He is truly awesome then: fucked over the bitch wife, and didn't hurt anyone by killing himself

:thumbsup:

Except the people who had to watch the head come off, watch the headless corpse drive the car into something, watch the head fall off, clean the blood, clean the corpse, pack the body, move the body, clean up the blood, clean up the head, re-attach the head, re-animate the corpse...

Nothing you mentioned there hurt anyone.

Says the guy who has never seen a high-speed decapitation happen right in front of him. 😉

physically hurt, thats the only thing I care about suicide-wise.

If you wanna kill yourself, good for you. Just don't take anyone else out with you and you're golden.

 

[dawp]

Originally posted by: ric1287

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ric1287

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: ric1287

hahahah, yes. He is truly awesome then: fucked over the bitch wife, and didn't hurt anyone by killing himself

:thumbsup:

Except the people who had to watch the head come off, watch the headless corpse drive the car into something, watch the head fall off, clean the blood, clean the corpse, pack the body, move the body, clean up the blood, clean up the head, re-attach the head, re-animate the corpse...

Nothing you mentioned there hurt anyone.

Says the guy who has never seen a high-speed decapitation happen right in front of him. 😉

physically hurt, thats the only thing I care about suicide-wise.

If you wanna kill yourself, good for you. Just don't take anyone else out with you and you're golden.

the thing is he could have with the method he use. Once decapitated, the car could have killed some one else

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: dawp
the thing is he could have with the method he use. Once decapitated, the car could of killed some one else

I don't think he was thinking that far ahead.

 

[randay]

Now thats usin' your head!

 

[dawp]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: dawp
the thing is he could have with the method he use. Once decapitated, the car could of killed some one else

I don't think he was thinking that far ahead.

which is surprising for a successful businessman

 

[ric1287]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: dawp
the thing is he could have with the method he use. Once decapitated, the car could of killed some one else

I don't think he was thinking that far ahead.

First off: woooshhhhhhh "ahead" get it?

Secondly, I'm talking about the pussy's that shoot up a bunch of innocent people, or kill their families before themselves.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: dawp

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: dawp
the thing is he could have with the method he use. Once decapitated, the car could of killed some one else

I don't think he was thinking that far ahead.

which is surprising for a successful businessman

not for someone contemplating suicide. he lost his head before he got into the car.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
Buy this fella a beer!

Open it for him though cause his head is a bit..detached from the situation.

as long as he gives me his car keys first, because he is totally not ok to drive!

 

[ForumMaster]

now she has his debts and no life insurance policy. stupid thing to do but atleast he did it smartly from the prespective of screwing her...

 

[13Gigatons]

Why do rich men get married?

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TehMac

His wife sounds like a real piece of fucking shit.

😕 Based on what? All we know is that she's 34, she left him, and she won alimony from him.

Edit: I see the Fox News article linked to another article with more details, but I still don't see anything in the article that indicates she's a terrible person.

She is a terrible person because:
a- she left him
b: she won alimony

Scum.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Man, this guy really lost his head over the divorce

The Aston proves he has a head for business though.

 

[dawp]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
Why do rich men get married?

why do rich men get married to younger women is the real question. why not marry some one closer to their age.

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: dawp

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
Why do rich men get married?

why do rich men get married to younger women is the real question. why not marry some one closer to their age.

Because the women his age aren't interested in getting married because they already made bank when their 30 year older husband died.